The Flintstones

Season 2 Episode 25

This is Your Lifesaver

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Mar 09, 1962 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Barney: Yes, sir. I always say a couple of good nights sleep will straighten anybody out, except you, Fred.
      (Fred mumbles)
      Barney: Gee, your eyes look like someone pried the covers off two cans of red paint. Hey, uh, didn't you get any sleep last night either?
      Fred: No.
      Barney: That's three nights running. You got insomnia.
      Fred: No, I got a house guest.
      Barney: What's that got to do with it?
      Fred: Did you ever try sleeping in a rocking chair without a safety belt?
      Barney: How come you slept in a rocking chair?
      Fred: Because Wilma was sleeping on the couch.
      Barney: Well, how come Wilma was sleeping on the couch?
      Fred: Because J. Montague Gypsum was sleeping in both our beds.
      Barney: Both beds? How come?
      Fred: Because J.M. Gypsum got a bad back from sleeping on the couch, so now he has to sleep on the bias across two beds pushed together because Wilma feels sorry for him, AND BECAUSE I'M A BIG STUPID NUT!