Barney: Yes, sir. I always say a couple of good nights sleep will straighten anybody out, except you, Fred.
Barney: Gee, your eyes look like someone pried the covers off two cans of red paint. Hey, uh, didn't you get any sleep last night either?
Barney: That's three nights running. You got insomnia.
Fred: No, I got a house guest.
Barney: What's that got to do with it?
Fred: Did you ever try sleeping in a rocking chair without a safety belt?
Barney: How come you slept in a rocking chair?
Fred: Because Wilma was sleeping on the couch.
Barney: Well, how come Wilma was sleeping on the couch?
Fred: Because J. Montague Gypsum was sleeping in both our beds.
Barney: Both beds? How come?
Fred: Because J.M. Gypsum got a bad back from sleeping on the couch, so now he has to sleep on the bias across two beds pushed together because Wilma feels sorry for him, AND BECAUSE I'M A BIG STUPID NUT!