Ashley: I know where babies come from, I took sex education.
Phil: I thought you took band!
Ashley: So what answer did you get?
Kevin: J. Edgar Hoover, what did you get?
Ashley: 12. Aren't we doing math?
Kevin: Oh, I thought we were doing history.
Phillip: I still remember the night Ashley was born. She looked like a little, black Winston Churchill.
Will: Someone in this house needs to talk about sex, and it ain't one of us.
Philip: But that only leaves...(realizing its Ashley) OH GOD, tell me its Geoffrey.
Vivian: I think its our not so little girl.
(Right before Philip talks to Ashley about sex for the first time)
Will: Hey, look uncle Phil, just remember sex is as natural as breathing
(Philip looks at Will)
Will: And I am going hold my breath till I'm married.
Vivian: You remember the first boy you had over to watch T.V, Hilary?
Hilary: Please, I don't remember the guy I went out with last week.
Philip: (after he finds out Ashley has questions about sex) A man has to do what a man has to do. You pack your bags. We are moving to Greenland.
Geoffrey: Aren't you dressed a little early for your date?
Will: I ain't going on a date. I'm going on a phone call.
Geoffrey: That's what I call safe sex.
Will: We need someone to teach Ashely about sex, someone who's a lot more experienced.
(Will and Carlton look at Hilary)
Hilary: Pardon, me for being so attractive. I'm really not the right person for this, I tried to tell Carlton about sex...you know the rest.
Ashley: If a girl doesn't fool around with you, you never call her back.
Will: There's a reason for that, not one I'm proud of, but a reason.
Ashley: It's because there's nothing to remember, so why's it different with me?
Ashley: Will, I'm 13 years old, I'm old enough to marry Jerry Lee Lewis, I'm definately old enough to know about sex.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic - Buď dnes večer mou láskou (Be My Love Tonight)
In a later show featuring Jaleel White, Ashley tells Will at the end of the episode that he freaked out the first time she asked him about sex. He is in denial and says he didn't.
Ashley: I'm old enough to marry Jerry Lee Lewis.
In 1957, Jerry Lee Lewis, who introduced the music world to Whole Lotta Shakin' and Great Balls of Fire , married his 13-year-old second cousin, Myra Gail Brown. Despite the responsive riots to the notorious marriage, the couple stayed married until 1970.
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