Jazz: I work all day to keep this house nice for you. I cook, I clean, and work my fingers to the bone, and this is the thanks I get?
Will: Well, I bust my hump at school all day, and you just sit around here watching soap operas and eating bon-bons!
Jazz: Well excuse me for having a little fun! Maybe it's because you never take me out anymore!
Will: Well maybe I would if you fixed yourself up a little bit! Now wait a minute. We sound like an old married couple.
Jazz: So now I'm old? I gave you the best years of my life!