Philip: Anybody seen my bathrobe, Will?
Will: Oh no, not me Uncle Phil. Hey, after the last time, I just bought a car cover.
Ashley: Mom, I can't find my cassette player. (looking at Will) Does anyone know what happened to it?
Will: Oh sure, blame the black guy.
Carlton: Mother, somebody took my address book. (looking at Will) I hate to think what might happen if it fell into the wrong hands.
(Will slams his paper down on the table in frustration. Jazz walks in with his arm around a girl and wearing a robe and carrying a cassette player)
Jazz: Hola, amigos.
Ashley: That's my cassette player.
Philip: That's my bathrobe.
Carlton: That's my girlfriend!