Funny jokes about Carlton from Will

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    tykweta

    [1]Nov 26, 2005
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    Will said Pepe Le Puniy.
    He said I'm going to pop that lil zit when I get home.
    He called him Chef-Boy are you short.
    He said Carlton you don't get in touch with anybodys feminine side.

    Will has made so many funny jokes about Carlton.
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    whatupmyasian

    [2]Nov 26, 2005
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    roses are red, violets are blue, me and jazz are black but carlton what r u
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    [3]Nov 27, 2005
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    whatupmyasian wrote:
    roses are red, violets are blue, me and jazz are black but carlton what r u


    I forgot about that one. LOL. Thats funny. He always say funny things about Carlton. The time when Will, Jazz, and Carlton were stuck in the elevator Jazz called Carlton Little Debbie. LOL.
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    [4]Nov 27, 2005
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    geoffery holds up a sweater that srhunk in the dryer to carlton.
    Will: dont worry carlton you'll fit into it in a couple years.
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    [5]Nov 28, 2005
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    bradisgro wrote:
    geoffery holds up a sweater that srhunk in the dryer to carlton.
    Will: dont worry carlton you'll fit into it in a couple years.


    Lol.
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    [6]Nov 29, 2005
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    Carlton said "Hey, thats my bed." Will said "Don't worry Carlton I'll get you some new Barney sheets." Lol.
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    [7]Nov 30, 2005
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    Will: ill what is that on your neck
    Carlton: What Will?
    Will: Oh that just your head!
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    [8]Nov 30, 2005
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    *Father of the Year(episode where Will takes Nicky and pretends hes his son)

    *Carlton 2 Will-

    "Thats it! I'm not gonna let u use Nicky for evil anymore!
    Next time, i'm going to the authorities!"

    *Will- "Thanks for the warning Captain Weenie!"

    (Carlton runs in, with a bag)

    *Carlton 2 Will- "Ah-ha! Caught you!"

    *Will- "Oh no! Its Captain Weenie and his bag of tricks!"
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    [9]Nov 30, 2005
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    Will: Hey Hil, what's so funny?
    Hilary: Oh, Carlton just told a joke.
    Will: No, Hilary, Carlton is a joke.



    Carlton: Why don't you act like an adult?
    Will: Why don't you look like one?

    haha
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    [10]Nov 30, 2005
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    tHe_oC_rOcKs wrote:
    Will: Hey Hil, what's so funny?
    Hilary: Oh, Carlton just told a joke.
    Will: No, Hilary, Carlton is a joke.


    Carlton: Why don't you act like an adult?
    Will: Why don't you look like one?

    haha


    That's my favorite one.
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    [11]Nov 30, 2005
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    Carlton was singing the song to Let My People Go. Will said "Tell the pharoahs, let my cousin growwwww!! The way Will said it was funny.
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    [12]Nov 30, 2005
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    Before Nicky was born Will made a videotape on the camcorder and introduced people in the family. After Will was talking to Carlton he said "Thats your brother Carlton, you'll recognize him at eye level."
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    [13]Dec 1, 2005
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    I remember the episode when there car broke down and Jazz was in the trunk. They needed some money for gas. When they left Carlton rolled down the window and the police were behind them. The police lights went off and Will said "I knew your butt was going to get us in trouble" meaning his butt and Carlton himself getting them in trouble.
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    [14]Dec 2, 2005
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    carlton walks in the kitchen and sings "tell oh pharoh, let my people go" ... will replys (in song) "Tell oh pharoh, let my COUSIN grow...!" -i lost it, that was great!
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    (her 1st day at bel-air prep with her uniform on) ashley: i look like the laughing stock of bel-air.
    will: no carlton is the lauging stock of bel-air.
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    [16]Dec 2, 2005
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    Carlton 2 Geoffrey-

    "Jeez Geoffrey! Cant believe u got that wrong! Even Will coulda guessed that and the only thing he reads is the cereal box!"

    Will 2 Carlton-

    "Yeah, well at least i dont fit in one!"
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    [17]Dec 2, 2005
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    lsdotcom wrote:
    Carlton 2 Geoffrey-

    "Jeez Geoffrey! Cant believe u got that wrong! Even Will coulda guessed that and the only thing he reads is the cereal box!"

    Will 2 Carlton-

    "Yeah, well at least i dont fit in one!"


    LOL. Now thats funny. I've never heard that one.
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    [18]Dec 2, 2005
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    I also like when Lisa wanted to join the sorority and she had to tape Will to the chair. When he got to the phone he called the house and Nicky answered the phone. Will told Nicky to get a adult. Nicky called Carlton and Will said "I said an adult." LOL. And when Lisa started getting loud at Will he made that dog noise like the sound Scooby Doo makes. It be so funny.
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    judog1

    [19]Dec 2, 2005
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    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    me and Jazz are black
    but carlton what are you.
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    [20]Dec 3, 2005
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    (Ashley, Will and Hilary have gone 2 watch horseracing)

    Ashley- "Wheres Carlton gone?"

    Will- "Hes most probably in the jockey room. Hes never been the tallest person in the room before!"
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