Hilary poses for playboy, although clouds are covering some of her up.
When Carlton says: Wow, look at the swimming pool! While they're at the mansion, when it shows the pool, if you look to the right, the women sitting down on the bench isn't wearing a shirt or a top, making her breasts visible.
Philip: I want to talk to you about something. It's about my daughter posing for your magazine. Now, suppose your daughter got involved in this whole world?
Mr.Hefner: My daughter is involved in this whole world. She runs the Playboy empire.
Philip: Ok. Well, then lets say someone you really care about... like your wife. Suppose she decided to pose?
Mr.Hefner: Well, my wife was the playmate of the year, and I'm very proud of that.
Philip:(sounding angry) Don't you understand there are some parents who aren't comfortable with their daughters being stared at by millions of people?
Mr.Hefner: I understand. Over the years, I've had to deal with a lot of parents. You seem like a decent man. I'l promise you: the pictures will be tasteful.
Philip: VIVIAN! VIVIAN! VIVIAN!
Vivian: Oh Philip, did you call me?
Philip: Do you know where your children are.
Vivian: Sure. They're at the Playboy Mansion.
Philip: How come you knew that and I didn't?
Vivian: Because they talked to me.
Philip: Why didn't they talk to me?
Vivian: Because you don't listen. Every...
(Philip storms out of the room)
Hilary:(about her posing for Playboy) I am 24 years old and I can make my own decisions. Besides, Mom said it was of.
Philip:(sounding furious) Oh yeah? Vivian! So you said your daughter could pose for Playboy?
Vivian: No, I said I didn't like it, but I also said she's a grown woman and its her choice.
Jackie: (wearing a peacock feather cap) How do I look?
Will: Like you got hat jacked by Woody Woodpecker.
Philip: Where are my kids?
Geoffrey: Sir, I could never betray their confidence. (Philip gives him money) There at the Playboy Mansion.
(Will shows Phil the spread of Hilary's Playboy photo)
Phil: My God, it's a miracle! She's covered up!
[A chord of 'Hallelujah' plays, then Will turns the page to the next model]
Will: But this little girl is not.
(Will comes down with a very good looking outfit on)
Will: I guess I can kiss heaven good bye because it has got to be sin to look this good.
Will: looks like everything on that body is in working order.
Will: I have never seen so many women that I have wanted to give mouth to mouth resuscitation to.
Carlton: I'm not gonna miss out on Princeton because she wants to expose her weather balloons.
Philip: I hope you're proud of yourself Vivian!
Vivian: What'd I do?
Philip: Your daughter is somewhere in Malibu stark naked!
Vivian: What are you talking about?
Philip: She went and posed for Playboy. And you encouraged her.
Vivian: I did no such thing. When I talked to her, she hadn't made up her mind yet. If anything pushed her over the edge it was your usual 'do it my way or else!' charm.
Philip: Don't you start with me, Vivian! No matter what I did, she's my daughter, and a daughter should always obey her father.
Vivian: In that case I never would've married you!
Philip:(cowed) Wellllll, that was different. Your father had it in for me. What was it again that he didn't like about me?
Vivian: It was a tie between your family and your temper.
Philip: Well I'll tell you one thing: I sure don't miss him. (Vivian glares at him) God rest his soul.
Philip: How would you feel if your wife was involved in all of this?
Hugh Hefner: My wife is involved in all of this. She's Playmate of the Year.
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Czech Republic - Po setmění (After Dark)
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