Philip: I hope you're proud of yourself Vivian!
Vivian: What'd I do?
Philip: Your daughter is somewhere in Malibu stark naked!
Vivian: What are you talking about?
Philip: She went and posed for Playboy. And you encouraged her.
Vivian: I did no such thing. When I talked to her, she hadn't made up her mind yet. If anything pushed her over the edge it was your usual 'do it my way or else!' charm.
Philip: Don't you start with me, Vivian! No matter what I did, she's my daughter, and a daughter should always obey her father.
Vivian: In that case I never would've married you!
Philip:(cowed) Wellllll, that was different. Your father had it in for me. What was it again that he didn't like about me?
Vivian: It was a tie between your family and your temper.
Philip: Well I'll tell you one thing: I sure don't miss him. (Vivian glares at him) God rest his soul.