Philip (regarding his wig): I look like Little Richard, Attorney at Law.
Geoffrey: Dinner is served A-wop-ba-baloo-bop-a-wop-bam-boom.
Karen: I haven't met a man who knew so much about cleaning since my late husband.
Geoffrey: Late? I'm so sorry. (inside his mind) Ya-hoo!
Geoffrey: What are you watching?
Hilary: Love Story.
Geoffrey: She dies.
Geoffrey: Lunch is served, but it sucks.
(Will playing on the harmonica)
Will: My Butler is black
My Butler is blue
Because his honey has green...
(longer blues riff)
Coming out her wazoo
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic - Zamilovaný Geoffrey (Smitten Geoffrey)