Carlton: Will, you gotta lie to get what you want. Didn't you see the Republican Party?
Will: Carlton, don't make me come down there.
(Will puts head-phones on Vivian's stomach)
Philip: What the hell are you doing?
Will: In biology class, I learned babies can respond to sounds they hear in the womb. So I'm letting him listen to heavy D.
Philip: (taking the head-phones off Vivian's stomach) Will, it's bad enough you have an influence on Ashley. Hands off the fetus.
Vivian: Will, honey, why all this sudden interest in the baby?
Will: Well, I mean, I've been able to save Ashley but as far as your other two kids, let's just say they're a few wings short of a bucket.
Philip: There is nothin' wrong with Hilary and Carlton.
Hilary: Daddy, if I'm ever going to make it on my own, you need to increase your credit card limit.
Carlton: Dad, I'm living on the edge. [Shows his t-shirt] Look, V-neck!
Will: Coincidence? I think not. Allow me.
(Will puts the head-phones on Vivian's stomach again)
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic - Hilary jde do práce (Hilary Goes To Work)
Tatyana M. Ali and Jospeh Marcell do not appear in this episode.