Will: Hilary, ever since you got this job, I've been working my butt off.
Geoffrey: Miss Hilary, when you were a child, you begged your parents for months to buy you a violin. Then, five minutes into your first lesson, what happened?
Hilary: I quit. I had to. It irritated my chin.
Geoffrey: What about ballet?
Hilary: I quit. I had to. I was starting to get feet like Fred Flintstone.
Geoffrey: And cheerleading?
Hilary: Okay, I quit that too. Heck, they wanted me to ride to away games on a bus.