The reason everyone gasped when the Doctor Kevarkian mention his name, is because of the pathologist Jack Kevorkian. Kevorkian most noted for publicly championing a terminal patient's right to die via physician-assisted suicide; he claims to have assisted at least 130 patients to that end. He famously said that dying is not a crime. He was imprisoned in 1999, he served eight years out of his 10-to-25-year prison sentence for second-degree murder in the 1998 poisoning of Thomas Youk, 52.
(last lines; Will, Carlton, and Philip enter the living room to watch T.V.)
Will: Aw, man! We don't have no remote!
Philip: Sure, we do. Geoffrey!
Vivian: Sweetheart, I am so glad to have you home safe and well. And if you ever do anything to scare me like that again, I kill you.
Carlton: I should've come sooner, Dad, but I was scared. You're like Superman to me.
Philip: Yeah. Cheesecake is my Kryptonite, huh?
Dr. Kevarkian: Your father's resting comfortably. Why don't you take your family home?
Hilary: Oh. Well, they finally fell asleep. I don't wanna wake them.
Dr. Kevarkian: You don't sleep?
Hilary: Got a lot on my mind, Dr. Kevorkian.
Dr. Kevarkian: Kevarkian, with an A. Call me Russell.
Philip: I'm gonna be all right, Will. I'll be fine. You go with your friends to Mexico. I'll be okay.
Will: No. No. No. I'm with you, man. I'm stayin' with you till the end.
(Philip stares at him)
Will: That was a really poor choice of words. I'm sorry.
Dr. Kevarkian: Excuse me. Are you the Banks family?
Vivian: Yes, we are.
Dr. Kevarkian: I'm Dr. Kevarkian.
(the Bankses gasp a bit)
Dr. Kevarkian: Not "Kevorkian". Kevarkian, with an A.
(the Bankses breathe sighs of relief)
Will: (about Philip) Hey, man, he is gonna be all right, isn't he?
Medic: Well, if I say he is and he croaks, you gonna be upset. Right?
Will: You're a real people person, aren't you?
Medic: I guess. Hey, if he still wants to stop for a burger, I can get Troy to stop by the drive-thru. With the siren on, we don't hafta wait in line.
Hilary: My therapist said that the only way to cope with Trevor's death is to confront it.
Vivian: Trevor died bungee jumping.
Hilary: I'm working up to that. Well, I'm off to my sky diving class.
Will: Yo Hil, that's not your parachute, that's my book bag.
Hilary: Whoops, that would've been embarrassing.
Vivian: Carlton, your father just wants to make sure that if anything should happen, we'll we taken care of.
Hilary: That's right, Carlton, Daddy has gotten us used to this rich and pompous lifestyle...oh guess what? I went in on a race horse.
Carlton: It's pointless for Dad to get this extra life insurance, he'll probably outlive all of us.
Will: Only if he eats us first.
Will: (to Carlton) You're going to that hospital if I have to knock you out and call an ambulance.
Will: I hate to interrupt this guilt fest, but I think that I hafta take the rap for this one.
Vivian: Well, you have been a little wild these past 4 years.
Hilary: Not to mention your negative influence on Carlton.
Geoffrey: Let's not forget his constant barrage of fat jokes.
(the others inaudiably state each "fat" joke)
Ashley: Stop it, everybody! You're makin' Will feel bad.
Will: No. No. It's cool, Ash. They're right. It is my fault. 'Specially since I been sneakin' 'im food for the past week.
Ashley: You what?!
Will: No! I mean, he said it was only gonna be until New Year's! It wasn't all bad food! I mean, fried rice had bean sprouts in it!
Carlton: Look, I don't wanna see my father with tubes up his nose, okay?!
Will: Carlton, there's gonna come a time when all he has is tubes up his nose.
Carlton: Not my father!!
Will: Everybody's father! Except mine, cause I don't know where the hell he is!!!
Philip: Would you do me a favor, Will?
Will: Uncle Phil, we are not stoppin' fa' no burger!
Philip: No. No. No. Would you tell Carlton to look after the family just in case this is my last ride?
Will: Your last ride? Whatcha talkin' 'bout, man? We gonna go for plenty o' rides in ambulances, man.
Philip: What is wrong with you people? I weight the same I thing as I did in high school.
Will: Yeah, if you add up all four years.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic - Jez do polosyta (Don't Overeat)
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