The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Season 2 Episode 18

Ill Will

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Feb 10, 1992 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • (the doorbell rings
      Geoffrey: Someone get that damn door! Oh, that would be me.

    • Doctor Baylor: Where are my glasses? Oh, hell! Nurse, did they close up Ms. Henderson yet?

    • Max: (running into the room) Faster! Faster! Faster!
      Nurse: Max! Running around like this could be fatal.
      Max: Fine, you die and I'll get a new nurse.

    • (everybody's at the hospital keeping Will company)
      All: (singing) Two bottles of beer on the wall, two bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around...
      Nurse: (entering) I'm afraid you'll REALLY have to go now.
      Will: Can we finish our song please? (singing) One million bottles of beer on the wall, one million bottles of beer.

    • Will: You got so much stuff wrong with you, how come you're always happy?
      Max: Kid, I'm 82 years old. The difference in your age and mine is you think you're immortal, me I know better. I don't have time to worry.

    • Will: Max, I thought you died.
      Max: In Pittsburgh I died...wasn't my fault, I was opening for a seal.

    • Geoffrey: I brought everything you asked for, though I couldn't find your pajamas. Where do you keep them?
      Will: Oh, in the-
      Ashley: Don't tell him! He'll put it in his memoirs, and Urkel will play you in the TV movie!

    • (Will had nightmares of bad doctors)
      Will: I'm gettin' outta here before doctor Hannibal Lector shows up.

    • Will: I ain't gettin' cut by no doctor with knee socks.
      Doc: There is nothing to worry about. I've pretended to do this operation a thousand times. Look, this time they gave me a real scalpel.

    • (In Geoffrey's room, Will, Carlton, and Hilary are all hiding under his bed. Philip and Vivian walk in, wanting his memoirs.)
      Vivian: He's not here Philip. Lets go.
      Philip: Bot so quick Vivian. Do you really want Hilary to find out she was concieved during a Sly-Stone concert?
      Vivian: Well it never would;ve happened if he hand't been five hours late.
      (They search the room. Philip sits on the bed and everyone under it howlers in pain.)
      Philip: Alright. Everybody out.
      (They get out from under the bed.)
      Vivian: What are you doing here?
      Will: What are YOU doing here? And I hope those concert tickets weren't front row.
      Hilary: Is that why you always play "Hot Fun in the Summer Time" on my birthday?
      Carlton: And where was I concieved?
      Will: Probably at a white sale.

    • Nurse Petty: Max, you're supposed to be in therapy.
      Max: I played there forty years ago. Bad theater, lousy audience.

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