(In Geoffrey's room, Will, Carlton, and Hilary are all hiding under his bed. Philip and Vivian walk in, wanting his memoirs.)
Vivian: He's not here Philip. Lets go.
Philip: Bot so quick Vivian. Do you really want Hilary to find out she was concieved during a Sly-Stone concert?
Vivian: Well it never would;ve happened if he hand't been five hours late.
(They search the room. Philip sits on the bed and everyone under it howlers in pain.)
Philip: Alright. Everybody out.
(They get out from under the bed.)
Vivian: What are you doing here?
Will: What are YOU doing here? And I hope those concert tickets weren't front row.
Hilary: Is that why you always play "Hot Fun in the Summer Time" on my birthday?
Carlton: And where was I concieved?
Will: Probably at a white sale.