Ashley (about Little T): God, I'd love to meet him someday. I wonder what I'd say.
Carlton: How 'bout "hold the anchovies"? (laughs)
Ashley: Very funny, Carlton. You know, it's just because you've never really been in love.
Carlton: I don't like the ugly turn this is taking.
Vivian: Carlton, what are you talking about?
Carlton: I just don't think it's healthy that Ashley's so boy-crazy. I mean, shouldn't she be playin' with those toy ponies with the pink hair?
Philip: Carlton, it's just puppy love. Don't you remember your first crush?
Carlton: Yeah, it was Tootie on The Facts of Life.
Will: Wait. You had a love thing for Tootie? When'd you get over it?
Carlton: What do you mean, get over it? I'd still love to meet her someday. I wonder what I'd say.
Will: How 'bout, "Hello, Tootie. I'm Fruity."?
Carlton: Just because you've never been in love...