Will: Oh, yeah, Cleopatra Jones is a super bad ass sister.
Cleopatra Jones was a character played by Tamara Dobson in two Blaxploitation films: Cleopatra Jones and Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold.
Wendy: Who do you think would win in a street fight: Cleopatra Jones or Grace Jones?
Grace Jones is a model, singer, and actress. She played strong female characters in films such as Conan the Destroyer and A View to a Kill.
William Thomas Jr. is the fifth person who appears on The Fresh Prince, from The Cosby Show. The first was Macolm Jamal-Warner, the second was Raven Symone and the third was Allen Payne, and the fourth was Karen Malina White.
(Will and Carlton are betting on who Janice's daughter will go out with)
Geoffrrey: May I get in on this? Sure things don't come along every day. One hundred dollars on Master William.
Carlton: What? Why him?
Geoffrey: Well, I've seen you with women and quite frankly... you're an idiot.
Will: I'm 19 years old, and I have made some mistakes.
Philip: Yeah, I'm 45, and I make them too. The secret is to learn from them.
Will: Yeah, I learned my lesson. From now on I'm only dating girls with ugly moms.
Janice: Too bad, we could have had something special.
Philip: I have something special.
( Philip looks at Vivian)
Philip: Do you know what it's like to go after a girl and not get her?
Philip: Well finally after two years I learned that Janice was never going to have me so, I settled for Vivian.
(Vivian walks in and hears, then storms upstairs)
Philip: Oh Vivian. I meant with, sweetheart that came out wrong, honey! Honey! Baby?!
(Geoffrey walks in)
Will: Geoffrey, prepare Mr.Banks' couch.
Carlton: Well, well, well. And where have you been all night mister?
Will: I'm sorry. I only answer to people over five feet.
Philip: You're over five feet, aren't you?
Philip: The trick is to learn from your mistakes.
Will: I learned from mine. From now on, I'm only dating women with ugly moms.
Will: (screaming) OH MY GOD, Uncle Phil! (calms down) what are you doing sleeping out here?
Philip: Your Aunt Vivian thought the couch was too good for me.
Philip: Vivian I'm just being friendly, that's all.
Vivian: Saint Bernard's are friendly, but even they don't slobber as much as you do.
Will: Uncle Phil, you can not go to the hotel with that women.
Philip: Its just a friendly little dinner.
Will: Then dessert, the likes of which even you ain't never seen. Uncle Phil, Janice is the one that got away, right?
Will: Well, she didn't get away from me.
Philip: Will, what are you talking about?
Will: Okay Uncle Phil, the other night when I dropped off Wendy, I ran into Janice. She wanted to talk about the quake, so I went into her room. Then she said she wanted to slip into something more comfortable. Then we was talking and she showed me some pictures of San, San....something, and before I knew it...(fidgeting) TA-DOW.
Philip: Taaa-d...oh, OH! YOU SLEPT WITH JANICE!
(Everyone stands in shock)
Ashley (imitating Philip): Ashley go to your room!
Carlton: OH, I LOVE THIS!
Ashley: And take Carlton with you.
Carlton: Hey, I'm not going anywhere.
Philip: You heard what I said!
Will: Hey hey I may have fallen for you last night. (falls onto the couch) But I am never falling for you again.
Carlton: Hold your permit, mister. What makes you think her daughter is gonna opt for you when she can have me?
Will: Well, number one: 'cause I won't be saying stuff like "opt." Number two: 'cause Geoffrey still has to cut up your food.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic - Nebezpečná návštěva (Dangerous Visit)
The Ms. Robertson in this episode was likely inspired by the Mrs. Robinson in The Graduate, a 1967 film starring Dustin Hoffman as a clueless teen who is seduced by his girlfriend's 40-something mother.
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