Will: Uncle Phil, you can not go to the hotel with that women.
Philip: Its just a friendly little dinner.
Will: Then dessert, the likes of which even you ain't never seen. Uncle Phil, Janice is the one that got away, right?
Will: Well, she didn't get away from me.
Philip: Will, what are you talking about?
Will: Okay Uncle Phil, the other night when I dropped off Wendy, I ran into Janice. She wanted to talk about the quake, so I went into her room. Then she said she wanted to slip into something more comfortable. Then we was talking and she showed me some pictures of San, San....something, and before I knew it...(fidgeting) TA-DOW.
Philip: Taaa-d...oh, OH! YOU SLEPT WITH JANICE!
(Everyone stands in shock)
Ashley (imitating Philip): Ashley go to your room!
Carlton: OH, I LOVE THIS!
Ashley: And take Carlton with you.
Carlton: Hey, I'm not going anywhere.
Philip: You heard what I said!