The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Season 4 Episode 24

Vivian: Lou, if you walk out of Will's life now, don't you ever come back.

Philip: I have done everything for Will, and suddenly its like none of that matters. I can't believe he could be so selfish.
Vivian: Philip, listen to yourself. Someone is being selfish alright, but it isn't Will.

Vivian: Philip, stop moping. You know Will didn't mean any of that stuff he said.
Philip: Yeah, then why did he say it?! For four years I treated that boy like my own son. Whatever he needed, whether it was a pat on the head or a kick in the pants, I was there for him. I worked my ass off trying to keep him in line!
Geoffrey: And yet its come back with avengance

Will: Hey, Uncle Phil, that is not cool, man, the way you dissin' my father like that.
Philip The hell with your father!
Vivian: Philip, for God's sake.
Philip: He waltzes in here after 15 years.
Will: 14!
Philip: Oh, excuse me. 14 years ... and acts like nothing has happened. Wake up, Will. This is the same guy who didn't think enough of you to pick up the damn phone.
Will: He made a mistake. I'm sorry that everybody can't be as perfect as you, Uncle Phil. But if I can forgive him, how come you can't?
Philip: Because he's not doin' this for you. He's doin' this for himself. And if you think any differently, then you're a fool!
Vivian: Hey, hey, just cool it. Just cool down. We can talk about this another time.
Will: You know what, Aunt Viv? Ain't even nothin' to talk about. I've been waitin' for this a long time, my whole life, and ain't nobody going to stop me. Come tomorrow, I'm outta here.
Philip: Oh, yeah? I don't think so.
Will: Who cares what you think? You are not my father!

Philip: Carlton, am I a good father?
Carlton: Yes, you're the best! Now can I have early access to my trust fund?
Philip: Not a chance
Carlton: I HATE YOU!
Philip: Oh, yeah? Well, TAKE A NUMBER!

Geoffry: When I am depressed, I think of the poem my mother taught me when I was a lad - The master lives a life of ease while we live life upon our knees. Waste not your ears, nor your breath, for he will soon die a violent death.

Lou: The day you were born was the happiest day of my life. When I held you, I thought I would never put you down.
Will: So why did you?

Will: Hilary, this is my father.
Hilary: (Laughing) No, Will's father is a deadbeat who left Will and his mom flat!
Lou: Thats right.
Hilary: Uncle Lou!!! (she hugs him)

Vivian: Geoffery, please show Lou to the family room while Will helps me clean the something.

Vivian: I wish you had told me Will . . . I really wish you had told me.
Will: I asked Geoffery to tell you!
Geoffery: I thought it would be more fun to do it this way . . . And I was right!

Carlton: Wow, 14 years, you must feel like you are on a roller coaster of emotions.
Will: No man, ain't no big thing.
Carlton: Let me hold you.

Will: Carlton, you ever feel like you being watched?
Carlton: Of course. When you look this good, you have to get used to it.
Will: And when you sound this stupid, you've got to get used to this! (Slaps Carlton)

Philip: If you'll excuse me, I think I'll skip dinner. I don't have much of an appetite.
Geoffrey: Should I call 911?

Philip: Sit down.
Lou: Ain't got time for no lecture.
Philip: I said sit down, Lou!
(Lou sits down)
Philip: You know, Will was doing just fine until you showed up. But now that you're back you have responsibilities to him.
Lou: Hey, look, we're still gonna take the trip.
Philip: Oh, bull! BULL!!! Will is not a coat that you hang in the closet, then pick it up when you're ready to wear it. His life goes on. He's not supposed to be here for you! You're supposed to be here for him!
Lou: You get off my back! You think I want this?! IT JUST HAPPENED!!! Now, when Will was a baby, I was scared...
Philip: CUT THE CRAP, ALL RIGHT?! CUT IT! 'Cause I've been there! But I didn't run out of my family. I was there everyday from them, because that's what a man does.
Lou: Fine, Philip! You win. You the man. You a better man than me. You happy? Now, are you gonna tell Will or not?
Philip: I'm not gonna do your dirty work for you.
Lou: Fine. I'll call him from the road.
Philip: Yeah, why don't you do that?
Lou: Yeah, I'll do that.
(Will enters)
Will: Daddy-o! Whazzup?
Lou: Will, man I'm glad your here. Some business came up I gotta have. So, were gonna have to put our trip on hold. You understand right?
Will: Yeah, yeah that's cool.
Lou: Just for a couple weeks.
Will: Mmhm, I understand.
Lou: Maybe a little longer.
Will: Yeah, whatever, whatever.
Lou: Look, I'll call you next week, and we'll ion out the details, okay?
Will: Yeah, yeah.
Lou: It was great seeing you son.
Will: You too, Lou.