In the scene where Will and Carlton are in the Principle's office, Will's tie goes back and forth between being tucked into his pants and hanging loose.
Will: Carlton, man, I think it's time for you to come out of the closet.
Coach Smiley: Whoa! No, there's no need for that in here boys.
Vivian (after Geoffrey quit): Philip, we have got to get him back and I don't care if we have to beg.
Hilary: Yeah Daddy.
Philip: I don't get down on my knees and beg to anyone.
(explosions come from the oven)
Vivian: Oh no!
Philip: But I'm not averse to sitting up and begging.
Coach Smiley: I went through four years of school on a football scholarship and graduated with honors, so I know a thing or two about cheating.
Carlton: Admit it Will, I beat you in gym.
Will: Okay, fine Carlton, you can get your shorts on way faster than me.
Will: Of course, yours have a lot shorter way to travel.
Carlton: Busy, Will?
Will: Ah, I was about to jet the Riviera with Whitney Houston but since I'm grounded. I guess I can spare five or six months.
Vivian: That supermarket was a snake pit. I almost got thrown out of the express lane for being ONE item over the limit. You'd be surprised how fast you can eat a sponge cake when you have to.
Vivian: Boys, what do you think your punishment should be?
(Carlton raises his hand)
Will: Don't. It's a set-up.
Carlton: I'm more responsible than you. Everyone knows I have better manners than you.
Will: Carlton, there's one more thing you do better than me.
Carlton: Really? What?
Will: You irritate the hell outta me. Get out of my room.
Carlton: Will, if I were you, I'd spend the weekend studying.
Will: And if I were you, I'd get a red nose and some big shoes and call it a day.
Philip: Carlton just wants to be prepared for the PSATs.
Carlton: Prepared: from the Latin word 'prepari'.
Philip: Carlton, shut up.
Hilary: Shut up: from the big guy, your father.
Philip: There I was in the middle of an arbitration between two of my biggest clients and I get pulled out because Butch-Cassady and the Sundance Kid here want to pull a fast one.
(Will and Carlton enter the kitchen with cleaning equipment)
Carlton (about the PSAT): I don't believe it. You couldn't have done better than me. Somewhere, there's an Asian Will Smith and he's really ticked.
Will: Carlton, it was one measly little percentile point, alright. But, I won't hesitate to throw it in your face if you don't leave me alone.
Carlton: Well, everyone still knows I have the superior intellect.
(sprays the kitchen window)
Will: Then why are you using car wax on the window?
Philip: Carlton, you can wear my old Princeton sweater today for good luck.
Will: Or he could throw it in the air and plug up that big hole in the ozone.
Hilary: Geoffrey just looked back and gave a sad little wave.
Will (to Ashley): And fortunately, you're too young to know what he was waving.
Geoffrey (mockingly, after Philip makes an offer for a small raise): Thank you, sir, and with my new-found wealth, I shall be able to treat myself to a Happy Meal.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic - Génius (Genius)
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