(Philip and Vivian are debating going to the club)
Philip: After what Will did last night, they are all going to be gossiping about us. Why put ourselves through that?
Vivian: They won't be gossiping. Will gave the check back. Besides, people at our club aren't like that. I mean, no one cared about Mrs. Silverberg's divorce.
Philip: I heard she's been seeing the golf pro.
Vivian: I heard her husband caught them in the utility closet.
Hilary: Did you know both of them were wearing nothing but cleats?
Ashley: It was the tennis pro in the steam room, but the cleats part is right.
(later at the country club)
Philip: There must be some mistake.
Mr. Firth: Oh sure, and Mrs. Silverberg was wearing cleats because she forgot her shower shoes.