Will: Hey, Aunt Viv! Uncle...Phil? Whoa, you got that mad look in your eyes. Lemme guess? You grabbed Geoffrey's underwear by mistake. Am I right?
Philip: Will, why didn't you give that check to charity like I told you to?
Will: What are you talkin' 'bout? I did.
Philip: Don't stand there and lie to me.
Will: I'm NOT lyin'!
Philip: I just got back from the club, and I've never been so humiliated. I thought we had an agreement that that money was going to go where it was most needed. Now, you march upstairs and get me the check.
Will: I can't. The money's gone.
Vivian: Will, how could you have spent $1,000 already?
Ramon: Wow, Will! You must be loaded! You spent a grand and had another grand to give to me for basketball camp?! I gotta raise your shoeshine rate.
Philip: You gave the money to Ramon?
Will: Well, yeah. You know, it's just a loan, 'til his sneaker endorsement comes through, you know, around 2010.