Old Lady: (After Will makes noise arguing with Hillary to get her to not leave) Young man, we're trying to enjoy the opera.
Will: I know, it's hard ain't it?
Narrator: Will Smith stayed up all night studying and passed. One week later, he was taken off academic probation. Two weeks later he was put back on.
Will: (Hilary says she can't date Brian because of his mole) You're just making a mounntain out of a mole, Hil.
Hilary walks by
Professor Burton: Who is that?
Will: Hilary? Oh that's my cousin.
Professor Burton: Is she involved with anyone?
Will: Mostly just herself.
Hilary: I need to switch cars, Carlton said you had the keys
Will: Oh yeah, here. What's wrong with your car?
Hilary: I'm going shoe shopping I need a wagon.
Philip: Geoffrey, go fetch my tools.
Geoffrey: You mean your knife and fork?
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic - Seznam se s mou sestřenicí (Meet My Cousin)
(Will tells the old lady): "Have you seen the movie, Throw Momma From The Train? Will was talking about the 1987 comedy Throw Momma From The Train directed by Danny Devito where a man (played by Danny Devoro) who lives with his abusive mother (played by Anne Ramsey) and fantasizes about killing her and his best friend (played by Billy Crystal) who is an struggling author and his ex-wife steals his name of his book.
The title is a spinoff to Henny Youngman line,Take my wife please.