The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Season 3 Episode 3

That's No Lady, That's My Cousin

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Sep 28, 1992 on NBC



  • Trivia

    • For this episode it shows that Bel Air Academy is going coed but in the second season it shows that there are already girls attending Bel air academy so the writers must have made a mistake.

    • Goof: When Kenny is hitting on Ashley, a hotter girl walks by and he runs after her ditching Ashley. The girl and Kenny run down the hallway and then turn left. Carlton sees what happens and instead of comforting Ashley he runs after the hot girl as well. He turns right instead of left, even though he clearly saw where they went.

  • Quotes

    • Ashley: Kenny wanted the girl with back.
      Will: Well you see Kenny's a special case.
      Ashley: Carlton went after the same girl.
      Will: Carlton's a basket case.

    • Will: Real guys appreciate girls like you for what you are.
      Ashley: Well what about the guys in the hallway yesterday?
      Will: Well...
      Ashley: And all the guys in the beer commercials?
      Will: Well...
      Ashley: And all the guys who take Hillary out?

    • (Philip is telling Willand Carlton about his freshman year at Princeton)
      Philip: For extra money, I had to work for the Princeton Daily. My first assignment was to interview the town's most famous stripper: Boom-Boom Lasalle.
      (they start laughing)
      Will: I wonder why they called her that.
      Philip: For some reason, she took a liking to me. So she invited me to come with her and her sister to her dressing room for drinks.
      Will: You the man, Uncle Phil!
      Philip: Anyway, one thing led to another and before you know it, this old country boy...(Vivian slams a plate of food on the table in front of him) finished his Yoohoo and went right home.

    • Carlton: (women are everywhere in his school now) Its a disgrace. Its a scandal. Its an outrage. (A hot woman walks past him) Its the mother of my children.

    • (Ashley is worried about her first day at a new school)
      Ashley: What if no one likes me?
      Will: Just do what Carlton does: give them money.

    • Will: Or maybe I'm more obessed with breasts and thighs as Colonel Sanders ever was.

    • Will(to Ashley): What did you have for breakfast, hormones?

    • Kenny: Baby I'm telling you. You got more moves than a bowl of jello. And there's always room for jello.
      Ashley: Wow!
      Will: Dude sounds like a jackass.
      Carlton: Actually Will he sounds like you.
      Ashley: So when are we going out?
      Kenny: Oh, I don't know baby. You have to let me check my book and I'll get back to you. You see, I wanna make sure I can give you, my undivided attention.
      Carlton: Actually Will he's better than you.
      Kenny: I mean look at you. You got it going on. You got sweet hips, lips, and finger tips. (beautiful girl walks by) But baby got back! (to Ashley) Bye baby. (while running to other girl) Whoa! Whoa! Wait a minute!
      Carlton: Look I know my sister needs me, but that girl is babe-a-licious!
      Will: Carlton, I think you know what you have to do.
      Carlton: I know. But still, I would have like to have been there for Ashley. (runs after the beautiful girl)

    • (A hot chick just passed by Will)
      Will: Girl. I know your feet must be tired, cause you been walking through my mind all day. Come 'ere.

    • Carlton: Wow! She's cool, she's hot, she's...
      Will: Your baby sister man!
      Carlton: Ahhhhhhhhh!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Will: Or maybe I'm more obsessed with breasts and thighs as Colonel Sanders ever was.
      An obvious spoof to Colonel Sanders, the man who single handedly built the KFC franchise today.

    • Will: I have fallen and I can't get up.
      Will's line is a popular catchphrase of 1990s culture based upon a rather cruel joke. The phrase was originally used in a TV commercial for a medical emergency service called Life Alert. It featured an elderly lady named Mrs. Fletcher who had fallen in her home and used the device to call for help.

    • Kenny: There's always room for Jell-O.
      This line is a from the famous Jell-O advertising slogan.