Will: I'm gonna tell you everything that happened between me and Paula. When you first brought her over here man, I thought she was so fine, and I wanted ya'll to break up.
Carlton: That's very honest Will. I'm still mad, but I guess I'll have to live with it.
Will: Wait, there's more. I told her you had tuberculosis.
Carlton: YOU WHAT?!
Will: I'm sorry man. It just cam to me.
Carlton: I can't believe you did that. I'm gonna dig way doen deep inside and maybe in time, I'll be able to forgive you.
Will: Wait, theres more. I told her about her hand puppet.
Carlton: You told her about Binky?! I'LL KILL YOU!!! No I won't, I'm bigger than that. I guess I'll be honest too. You remember when Latisha stopped calling you?
Carlton: Well, I told her you worship Satan.
Will: Alright alright, it's cool. I'm a man, I can like with that.
Carlton: Wait, theres more. You notice how Ashley's been acting real funny aroud you lately?
Carlton: Well, I told her you shave your legs.
Will: What kind of monster are you?
Carlton: I'm sorry Will. I've just been a little jealous of your relationships.
Will: NO! No, THATS UNFORGIVABLE! THATS TOTALLY UNFORGIVABLE!!!
Carlton: Wait, theres more. You remember your friend Jazz?
Will: OH MY GOD!!! What did you do with Jazz?!
Carlton: You know that funky smell coming from the basement? (Will looks horrified) PSYCHE! This honesty thing feels great. What do you say we tell Geoffrey why his citizenship never came through?
(They turn around and see Geoffrey listening)