Carlton (to Ashley): Remember, we must never negotiate out of fear, but we must never fear to negotiate.
Will: But never forget, Mama said knock you out.
Carlton quoted John F. Kennedy and Will quoted LL Cool J.
Dr. Hoover: Speaking as a doctor, I think your daughter oughta be heavily sedated and immediately institutionalized.
Philip: Well, speaking as a lawyer, I only say that your daughter suits the criminal profile to a T, right down to the low-sloping forehead, and the wide jaws suitable for grains and small rodents!
Dr. Hoover: I think you must have her confused with yo' momma.
(Philip punches Hoover in the mouth and Hoover falls into Will's lap)
Will: That's it, Uncle Phil! You're grounded! (to Dr. Hoover) You know, I'd be happy to prescribe something for that.
Will: What you do is you just act like you got this tick, right? (twitches on one side and yells) Back off now. Back off! Mind your business everybody. Just mind yer business.
Ashley: Back off now. Back off! Mind your business everybody. Just mind your business.
Carlton: What's going on in here?
Will: Dude, I'm sorry. The girl told me she was a Vanilla Ice fan and I just lost it.
Carlton: You expect me to believe that? Who doesn't like Vanilla Ice?
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