Philip: (sees Ashley with another guy) Hold it. Hold it. Who do we have here?
Ashley: We met at the mall.
Philip: What's your name, son?
(he hands a picture to Philip, to looks at it)
Philip: This is a stick with a snake wrapped around it.
Guy: It's a symbol. Like Prince?
Philip: Prince Who?
Guy: See? That's exactly why fathers ain't allowed at the mall.
(Philip writes something on the paper and hands it back to the guy)
Guy: What's this thing?
Philip: It's a symbol for GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!!!
(the guy runs out of the house)