Carlton: I am irresistible to woman. Now I know what Tom Jones feels like.
Tom Jones is one of the most famous singers of all-time. "It's Not Unusual" is one of his most popular songs and is a favorite of Carlton's.
Philip (to Will): You would, boy, if he said that he was a big rap star whose album just went platinum.
Philip (after Will's explanation of why he got a job): That's the biggest load of bull I've heard since I left the farm. Nobody does anything without help. People open doors for me and I've worked hard to open doors for you. It doesn't make you any less of a man to walk through them.
Will: If there's anybody that's not anything like Carlton, (hitting his chest) it's this guy right here man.
(Carlton enters the kitchen)
Carlton: Geoffrey, I'm famished. Can you make a gargonzola sandwich on a croissant for me? Heavy on the Grey Poupon.
Will: (seemingly outraged): Uncle Phil is right. I'm turning into Carlton man. I'm gettin' soft. Yo, that's it man. No more of these sissy sandwiches, no more preppy parties, and no more hittin' Uncle Phil up for handouts. And you know what? You see this check? (tearing up the check) Now you see it, now you don't. The Funky Fresh is back in the flesh with a vengeance, holmes.
(Geoffrey begins to walk away with the sandwich originally meant for Will, but Will stops him)
Will: I'm gon' eat that though. I'm just not gonna enjoy it.
Carlton: No Tina. I don't care if you can get in for half price, I am not taking you to see Jungle Fever.
Philip (talking to a man dressed in a pirate costume thinking it is Will): Can I talk to you? This isn't easy for me to say, but I'm really sorry about how I acted. I'm only human. Tonight you showed me you are becoming a fine young man and I hope we can grow closer together.
( man turns around and it's not Will)
Waiter: What did you say pervert?
Philip: Oh. I'm sorry.
Waiter: Look man, this is 'Treasure Island', not 'Pleasure Island'. that's a block down the street.
Philip: Waiter, this cola is flat.
Will: You don't say sir. (blows bubbles in the cola) There you are.
Philip: That is it. You are the rudest, most imcompetent waiter I have ever met.
Will (after removing his eyepatch and bandana): I'm not a waiter. According to my uncle, I don't even have a job.
Will: Let's get one thing straight. I don't look like Carlton, I don't act like Carlton, and, most importantly, I don't look like Carlton.
Will: Hey, I know where I'm coming from. I'm from Philly and I'm proud of that. Can I get a croissant.
Tina: He's so funny. I like his beard.
Carlton: I doubt that beard is real. Look, there's a French fry in it.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic - Jak si Will našel práci (How Will Found a Job)
The scene where Philip goes into the kitchen at the restaurant and begins asking a man he thinks is Will why he got a job in secrecy is edited from the episode in the syndication broadcast.
Philip: You'd believe that boy if he told you he was a famous rap singer whose album just went platinum.
This line alludes to Will Smith's success as a famous rap artist whose current album had gone platinum near the time of the episode.
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