Will: G, listen, how upset was Uncle Phil last night?
Geoffrey: Well, he did something I've never seen him do in all the years I've been here.
Will: What? A sit-up?
Geoffrey: It's a bit more serious than that I'm afraid. You know the cherry cheesecake, candied yams, and the barbecue ribs left over from yesterday?
(Geoffrey opens refrigerator)
Will (Will and Carlton jump back shocked): Oh my god, it's still there!