The Girl from U.N.C.L.E.

Season 1 Episode 16

The U.F.O. Affair

Aired Tuesday 12:00 AM Jan 03, 1967 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • (Mark and April speeding towards earth, sharing a parachute.)
      Mark: Look, if you don't like my driving then why don't you get out and walk?
      (He mocks losing grip of her.)
      April: Mark! What, don't I mean anything to you anymore? After all the things we've been through together.

    • Nur: You don't want to be loved by the shining sun of the sky?
      April: Oh well, I never really thought of it that way; but no.
      Nur: Is this true?
      April: Absolutely, scout's honor.
      Nur: It is hard to believe.
      April: Well, we've always been a non-conformist family.

    • April: (waving a vase defensively at the hareem) I learned how to take a bath by myself when I was three and I don't need any help from anybody.

    • April: Just what is exactly out of order?
      Madame: Alas, all.
      (Madame gestures for servants to come)
      Madame: Infidel; the purifying and the washing; what a task. And then what have we got? A scraggly infidel.
      (The servants begin removing April's coat. April shrieks like a parrot at them.)
      April: Get your hands off the coat.

    • (Talking about April)
      Hydari: This girl I would like to steal; she would look so good in my hareem.

    • Aprl: Did you come all the way to the airport to meet little old me?
      Mark: No, I came all the way to the airport to get a sandwich.
      April: How gallant.

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