The Girls Next Door

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Sunday 9:00 PM on E! Premiered Aug 07, 2005 In Season

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  • Haiku: Blond brain-dead bunnies. Play with dirty old geezer. Predictable end.

    2.0
    Now, I'm not going to pretend that I wasn't interested in the show (just look at the "Top Contributors" for this show, and you'll see who the target audience is!), and I honestly have no idea which girl is which (nor do I care), but for the total of 15 minutes that I watched this show over the months (how long has it been on?), I now know why the now-ancient "Playboy After Dark" show was cancelled: there's only so much T&A one can take! And, for the record, I had a "key" to the now-defunct Playboy Club in NYC, but, seriously, I went only for the buffet . . . and, yes, I'm talking food, here!!! Hey! Get your minds out the gutter! This is a family website!!! ;)

    First, I have a big problem with an 80-year old dating two 20+ year olds and one who is so under age that she wasn't even allowed to appear with the other two in Playboy-featured liquor ads!

    Second, the show collapsed when one of the girls left after demanding that Hef marry her but he denied her (talk about ways to avoid a palimony suit!), and another left for a younger man (wow! there's a shock!), and I'm not sure why the third one left, but she currently has her own show on the Travel Channel which got boring after 6 minutes (watching the clock tick second-by-second was less excruciating than the show and her whiny voice!).

    Third, I happened to catch what I presumed was the final show, where a despondent (good acting?) Hef was seen shuffling aimlessly around the mansion, but immediately perked-up at the bevy of bimbos waiting to take the others' place at the head (no pun intended) of the table!

    Oh, what passes for entertainment, these days!

    It is said that everyone's entitled to their 15 minutes of fame. Hef, thanks for the mammories, but it's over: there's free porn on the net, and you're a scrawny, dirty, old man, who needs Viagra just to get out of bed! I envied you once, but, now, you just sicken me! And girls: You left the sweetest deal on the planet!!! How much proof do we need that your combined IQ is exceeded only by that of a gerbil? I give it three years before you're all about as popular and remembered as the Spice Girls!
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