Blanche: Dean Tucker, my name is Blanche Devereaux, and I have something extremely important to discuss with you.
Dean Tucker: Can it possibly wait until next week? I've only been Dean here for a few days. I don't have a secretary, I can't get my parking validated, and I don't even know where the restroom is.
Blanche: I was sexually harassed by Professor Cooper.
Dean Tucker: Oh, don't do this to me!