Blanche: Oh, for goodness sakes! Why, you two could be celebrity look-a-likes.
Dorothy: Oh, Blanche, you really think so?
Blanche: Well, absolutely! So which one's Cheech and which one's Chong?
Sophia: I'm Sonny Bono, you idiot!
Dorothy: Gee, I wonder how many maitre'ds have heard that line.