Woman: (looking at an item at the garage sale) How much?
Sophia: Two bucks. Go wild. Treat yourself.
Woman: Nah. I'll give you $1.50.
Sophia: What does this look like, Baghdad? Get the hell out of here!
Dorothy: Ma! That's no way to sell things!
Sophia: Hey, go to Neiman Marcus sometime. See if they treat you any better!