The Golden Girls

Season 1 Episode 8


Aired Unknown Nov 09, 1985 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Blanche: Just as I entered the police station, I noticed that there was this cute officer there who had his eye on me. So I took out your hairspray and gave my hair a final spritz, only... surprise, it wasn't hairspray... It was mace. You had mace! Your hairspray was mace! I maced myself right there in the police station! I almost died! I fell to the floor, blinded, writhing in pain! Couldn't move for twenty minutes!
      Rose: Well what do you know? It works!
      Blanche: Works?! They thought I was on angel dust! They wanted to arrest me! I'm lying there dying and they're harassing me! Murderers are free, rapists are free, but a poor widow on the floor they try to lock up! Who'd I hurt? Me?