Rose: (to Sophia) Where are you going?
Sophia: The President's in town, so a bunch of us are going to his hotel to see his wife. I just loved her in Father Knows Best.
Rose: Sophia, you're a little confused, honey. That was Jane Wyatt; the Present was married to Jane Wyman.
Sophia: That old crow from Falcon Crest?
Rose: Well, it doesn't matter, they're not married anymore. Now he's married to Nancy Davis.
Sophia: The one from All About Eve?
Rose: That's Bette Davis.
Sophia: The one who beat her kids with wire hangers?
Rose: No, that was Joan Crawford.
Sophia: The fat cop from Highway Patrol?
Rose: That was Broderick Crawford.
Sophia: The president was married to Broderick Crawford? And Mondale still lost, what an idiot!
Sophia: (to Blanche) Blanche, who is the president married to?
Blanche: Nancy Reagan.
Sophia: Of course, the thin one he helps out of the helicopter. (points to Rose) This idiot thought he was married to Broderick Crawford. Get some help, Rose!