The Golden Girls

NBC (ended 1992)
  • Season 7
    • Ep 27
      The Golden Girls: Their Greatest Moments
      8.3
      This 90-minute special broadcast on the Lifetime network in June 2003 served as a reunion show for 3 of the 4 Golden Girls. Estelle Getty was unable to attend due to illness. This special episode has clips and music from the Girls' favorite show moments, as well as some never before seen bloopers and outtakes from the show. It also featured interviews with the Girls, executive producers Paul Junger Witt and Tony Thomas, and creator/writer Susan Harris.moreless
    • Ep 26
      One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (2)
      5/9/92
      8.9
      As Dorothy's wedding day approaches, everyone is making preparations. Rose is planning on moving in with her daughter and Sophia is planning on moving in with Dorothy and Lucas. However, in the end, Sophia and Rose decide to stay with Blanche and Dorothy says a tearful goodbye before leaving to begin her new life in Atlanta.moreless
    • Ep 25
      One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (1)
      5/9/92
      8.6
      Blanche has a date and needs someone to entertain her visiting Uncle Lucas. She persuades Dorothy into going out with him and the two later come up with a scheme to get revenge on Blanche, who lied to both of them. However, their scheme seems to become all too real, as Uncle Lucas' "phoney" marriage proposal soon becomes sincere.moreless
    • Ep 24
      Home Again, Rose (2)
      5/2/92
      8.9
      As Rose undergoes triple bypass surgery, Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia grapple with the fact that they may lose Rose and with the fact that the hospital staff refuses to allow them in to see Rose, since they are not considered family. Meanwhile, Rose's daughter Kirsten arrives and expresses her disproval of her mother's living arrangements.moreless
    • Ep 23
      Home Again, Rose (1)
      4/25/92
      8.7
      Rose is upset when she has missed her high school reunion due to being sick, so Blanche convinces her, Dorothy and Sophia to crash a reunion held in Miami, posing as absentees from that school. However, during the reunion, Rose suffers a heart attack.
    • Ep 22
      Rose: Portrait of a Woman
      3/7/92
      8.4
      It's Miles birthday and Rose is planning on giving him a golf club. However, Blanche gives her an idea that would spice up her relationship, naughty pictures. Meanwhile, Dorothy speaking at Career Day leads to a new job one that she soon finds less than satisfying.
    • Ep 21
      A Midwinter Night's Dream (2)
      2/29/92
      8.6
      The full moon and festivities prompt strange happenings including Blanche's jewelry being swiped, Sophia trying to break a curse and Dorothy and Miles sharing a passionate kiss.
    • Ep 20
      A Midwinter Night's Dream (1)
      2/29/92
      8.6
      A full moon on Leap Year, prompts Blanche to throw a Moonlight Madness Party. However, her plans of being ogled by men go drastically awry when Dorothy gets all of the attention. Meanwhile, Rose contemplates marrying Miles after winning a free honeymoon to Paris.
    • Ep 19
      Journey to the Center of Attention
      2/22/92
      8.8
      Blanche brings a lonely, Dorothy down to the Rusty Anchor for a night of excitement. However, Blanche, had no intention of being pushed off her throne by Dorothy, who begins singing and instantly becomes the center of attention.
    • Ep 18
      Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan
      2/15/92
      8.7
      Rose's expose on the living conditions in Angelo's building leads to Dorothy and Stan being labeled as slumlords. This leads to a trial where Dorothy and Stan are ordered to live together in the bug infested building. Meanwhile, Sophia's annual trip to buy shoes goes awry.
    • Ep 17
      Questions and Answers
      2/8/92
      8.8
      Dorothy is all excited when she learns the 'Jeopardy' is having tryouts in Miami. This leads her to begin cramming for the audition test and later proves to be an annoyance to everyone at the audition. Meanwhile, Blanche and Dorothy give Rose a dog to cheer her up when her candy striper job at the hospital begins to get her down.moreless
    • Ep 16
      The Commitments
      1/25/92
      8.4
      Dorothy gets wrapped up in "Beatlemania" and begins dating a Beatle impersonator. Meanwhile, Blanche begins to worry about her looks after she pulls out all the stops to get a certain man into bed, but to no avail.
    • Ep 15
      Goodbye, Mr. Gordon
      1/11/92
      8.4
      Dorothy is contacted by a high school teacher she once had a crush on. They quickly begin seeing each other and Dorothy is convinced his feelings are genuine. Meanwhile, Rose puts together a talk show.
    • Ep 14
      Old Boyfriends
      1/4/92
      8.4
      Sophia's attempts at trying to find a man through the personals goes awry when the man she meets, has a shadow, his sister and they both have a hidden agenda. Meanwhile, Rose meets with an old boyfriend from St. Olaf, one whom she can't remember.
    • Ep 13
      The Pope's Ring
      12/14/91
      7.9
      The Pope's in town and Sophia goes to his mass. When she goes to kiss his ring, it slips off into hers. Meanwhile, Blanche is convinced Miles is hiding something from Rose, so as a birthday gift, Blanche gives Rose a detective to spy on Miles.
    • Ep 12
      From Here to the Pharmacy
      12/7/91
      8.4
      A man Blanche has no memory of returns from the Persian Gulf in hopes of fulfilling the promise she supposedly made to him before he left, that she will be his and only his. Meanwhile, Sophia has Rose help her write up her will.
    • Ep 11
      Room 7
      11/23/91
      8.6
      Sophia has an after-life experience, seeing her late husband in heaven, while choking on a piece of candy. Meanwhile, Blanche is distraught over the demolition of her grandmother's plantation, so the girls travel to Atlanta. Once there, Blanche handcuffs herself to the radiator.
    • Ep 10
      Ro$e Love$ Mile$
      11/16/91
      8.3
      Rose, tired of Miles' penny pinching ways, decides to take Blanche's advice and go out with her and some big spenders. Meanwhile, Blanche has been left in charge of Sophia while Dorothy is away, and Sophia decides to go to Sicily to square things with Guido Spirelli, the man she stood up at the alter years earlier.moreless
    • Ep 9
      The Monkey Show (2)
      11/9/91
      8.4
      Dorothy is stunned to discover Gloria and Stan sleeping together in her bed. An even bigger shock comes for Dorothy when she learns that Sophia pushed Stan and Gloria together. Later, as the hurricane begins to grow in intensity, Dorothy and Sophia get into a fight and an angry Sophia goes out into the hurricane.moreless
    • Ep 8
      The Monkey Show (1)
      11/9/91
      8.4
      A hurricane is brewing and it's not just outside after Dorothy gets a visit first from Stan with news that he's over her and moving on with his life. Dorothy quickly discovers who he's moving on with, her sister, Gloria. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose hold a telethon to save a lighthouse.moreless
    • Ep 7
      Dateline: Miami
      11/2/91
      8.1
      A Saturday night and Dorothy being the only one with a date, prompts the other girls to reminisce about some of the worst dates they have ever had.
    • Ep 6
      Mother Load
      10/26/91
      8.2
      Blanche begins dating a newscaster who has another woman interfering in his life, his mother. Meanwhile, Stan asks Dorothy to attend a counseling session with him. Once there, Stan begins begging Dorothy to take him back.
    • Ep 5
      Where's Charlie?
      10/19/91
      8.5
      After Miles gives Rose a friendship ring, Rose becomes convinced Charlie is trying to contact her from the grave with the message that he disapproves of her relationship with Miles. Meanwhile, Blanche begins coaching her new baseball player boyfriend.
    • Ep 4
      That's For Me to Know
      10/12/91
      8.4
      When Blanche tries to put in a hot tub, she gets more than she bargained for when she learns from a city inspector that she either has to lose a renter or make modifications to her home which would cost $10,000. Meanwhile, Dorothy wants to know the truth behind a photo of Sophia as a young bride and a man who isn't her father.moreless
    • Ep 3
      Beauty and the Beast
      10/5/91
      8.3
      Blanche is visited by her granddaughter, Melissa, and the only thing that Blanche has on her mind is Melissa winning the Little Miss Beauty Contest. Meanwhile, Dorothy hires a nurse to look after a wheelchair bound Sophia, who is less than thrilled when her nurse turns out to be her old enemy from Shady Pines, but Dorothy ends up being unhappy with Sophia's newfound companionship with Nurse DeFarge.moreless
    • Ep 2
      The Case of the Libertine Belle
      9/28/91
      8.8
      The girls participate in a murder mystery weekend and Dorothy has a ball when she solves a mystery. However, when Blanche is accused committing a real murder, Dorothy will have to use all her keen detective skills to find the real murderer.
    • Ep 1
      Hey, Look Me Over
      9/21/91
      8.4
      Rose discovers an old camera of Charlie's with some undeveloped film still in it. After getting it developed, Rose is stunned when one of the pictures shows Charlie in bed with Blanche. Meanwhile, Dorothy tries to get Sophia to have her hearing checked.
  • Season 6
    • Ep 26
      Henny Penny -- Straight, No Chaser
      5/4/91
      8.3
      Dorothy is in charge of directing a school play, Henny Penny, but when the cast is quarantined, she gets Rose, Blanche and herself to perform as the leads. But when Rose reads the ending, she wants no part in the play.
    • Ep 25
      Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (2)
      4/27/91
      8.0
      Sophia can't remember the events of the evening of the 1985 Shady Pines fire and decides to jump bail and go back to Sicily. With the threat of Sophia going to jail, the girls reminisce about good times they have spent together.''
      ''Clips from previous episodes include: Brotherly Love, The Artist, The Impotence of Being Ernest, The Accurate Conception, Dancing in the Dark, Not Another Monday, All That Jazz and Twice in a Lifetime.moreless
    • Ep 24
      Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (1)
      4/27/91
      7.9
      The deathbed confession of an ex-patient of Shady Pines, means bad news for Sophia, since in her confession she stated that Sophia and her started the 1985 Shady Pines fire. With the possibility of Sophia going to jail hanging over their heads, the girls recall happier times (via flashbacks).
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      ''Clips from previous episodes include: Letter to Gorbachev, Brotherly Love, Sick and Tired: Part 1, The Accurate Conception, Rose Fights Back, Love Under the Big Top, Comedy of Errors, Great Expectations, Triple Play, An Illegitimate Concern, 72 Hours and Twice in a Lifetime.moreless
    • Ep 23
      Love for Sale
      4/6/91
      8.1
      The girls prepare for the Children's Hospital Bachelorette Auction and a reluctant Dorothy decides to participate. She is in for a quick surprise when Stan walks in and begins bidding. Meanwhile, Sophia's brother, Angelo, comes to Miami, broke and with no place to live.
    • Ep 22
      What a Difference a Date Makes
      3/23/91
      8.7
      The man who stood Dorothy up for her senior prom contacts her and they make a date. After learning why he stood her up, Dorothy unleashes her wrath on the person at fault, Sophia. Meanwhile, Blanche goes on a diet in order to keep with her tradition of annually fitting into her wedding dress.moreless
    • Ep 21
      Witness
      3/9/91
      8.2
      Rose has a new man, Carl, in her life but suddenly out of the blue Miles returns, still undercover in the Witness Protection Program. However, things get hairy when Carl reveals himself to be the mobster that is after Miles. Meanwhile, Sophia loses her glasses.
    • Ep 20
      Even Grandmas Get the Blues
      3/2/91
      8.2
      While babysitting for her granddaughter, a man mistakes Blanche as being the baby's mother and Blanche does nothing to set him straight. Meanwhile, Sophia gets ready for the Festival of the Dancing Virgins, a celebration of mothers and daughters, but Dorothy wants no part of it so Sophia "adopts" Rose instead.moreless
    • Ep 19
      Melodrama
      2/16/91
      8.2
      Blanche wants to intensify her relationship with her infamous one night stand man, Mel Bushman. Meanwhile, Rose tries her hand at TV reporting, her assignment, a dog show.
    • Ep 18
      Older and Wiser
      2/16/91
      8.3
      Wanting someone to watch after Sophia during the day, Dorothy gets Sophia a job under false pretenses. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose are all excited about being hired as models for a Penny Saver.
    • Ep 17
      There Goes the Bride (2)
      2/9/91
      8.8
      Totally against Dorothy and Stan's impending nuptials, Sophia vows to not let the ceremony go off. Meanwhile, Blanche begins interviewing for a new roommate since Dorothy is planning to move out and Rose has a confrontation with Myra.
    • Ep 16
      There Goes the Bride (1)
      2/2/91
      8.8
      Dorothy has been sneaking around so that Sophia doesn't discover that she's been dating Stan. However, when Stan proposes, Dorothy must reveal the truth to Sophia. Meanwhile, Rose goes out to dinner with Ray, a friend of Miles, whose ex-wife, Myra begins stalking Rose.
    • Ep 15
      Miles to Go
      1/19/91
      7.9
      After hearing that a mobster has died, Miles reveals that he has been in a witness protection program. However, when it is revealed that the mobster faked his death, Miles must leave Miami and go into hiding.
    • Ep 14
      Sisters of the Bride
      1/12/91
      8.5
      Blanche's gay brother Clayton, makes a visit to Miami with a surprise, he has found the right person to make a commitment to, but Blanche still can't get over Clayton's sexual orientation. Meanwhile, Rose expects to win a Volunteer of the Year award.
    • Ep 13
      The Bloom is Off the Rose
      1/5/91
      8.4
      Rose wants more adventure in her relationship with Miles, so she signs them up for sky diving lessons. Meanwhile, Blanche's relationship with abusive man causes Dorothy to speak her feelings.
    • Ep 12
      Ebbtide's Revenge
      12/15/90
      8.4
      Dorothy must give the eulogy at her brother (a cross dresser), Phil's funeral. Meanwhile, a fued between Sophia and Phil's widow reaches a peak leading Sophia to reveal her hidden feelings about her son's alternative lifestyle.
    • Ep 11
      Stand By Your Man
      12/1/90
      8.1
      Blanche meets a man at the library and only after they make a date does she realizes he's in a wheelchair. Meanwhile, Rose wants to keep one of the puppies from Dreyfuss' litter despite Blanche and Dorothy's feelings.
    • Ep 10
      Girls Just Wanna Have Fun...Before They Die
      11/24/90
      8.4
      Both Sophia and Rose take advice from Blanche that lands each of them in hot water. Due to a drought in St. Olaf, Rose swears to be celibate and Blanche advises her not to tell Miles the truth. While Sophia takes Blanche's tips to lure a man to bed but when she tells him she loves him, he doesn't respond with what she hoped.moreless
    • Ep 9
      Mrs. George Devereaux
      11/17/90
      8.5
      Blanche has a secret admirer and is shocked when she meets him, her supposedly dead husband, George. Meanwhile, Dorothy is being wooed by two men, Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner.
    • Ep 8
      How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
      11/10/90
      8.3
      After the death of a friend, who had been a nun, Sophia decides she would like to become one. So she joins a convent and moves out. Meanwhile, Blanche gets into a car accident with Rose's car which leaves Rose with a lawsuit.
    • Ep 7
      Zborn Again
      11/3/90
      8.4
      Dorothy finds herself being wooed by Stan and it seems her old feelings for him are resurfacing. This obviously isn't something that Sophia is too happy about. Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with an annoying co-worker and asks for Sophia's assistance in brushing her off.
    • Ep 6
      Feelings
      10/27/90
      8.2
      Dorothy receives threats after failing a football star which means he can't play in an upcoming football game. Meanwhile, Rose must deal with her dentist who she thinks fondled her during her last visit.
    • Ep 5
      Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy
      10/20/90
      8.2
      Blanche gets an unexpected visit from her childhood "mammy" (nanny) but Blanche is reluctant to even speak to her since she deserted her when she was a child. Meanwhile, Sophia hires a matchmaker for Dorothy who experiences a date with a convict.
    • Ep 4
      Snap Out Of It
      10/13/90
      7.8
      Dorothy decides to help Sophia with the Meals on Wheels program and runs across a reclusive man who hasn't stepped out of his apartment since the 1960's. Meanwhile, Blanche's birthday is coming up and Rose becomes determined to find out her real age.
    • Ep 3
      If At Last You Do Succeed. . .
      10/6/90
      8.0
      Stan has finally hit it big with a new invention but still Dorothy can't be happy for him. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche fight over some war bonds that if cashed could bankrupt St. Olaf.
    • Ep 2
      Once, in St. Olaf
      9/29/90
      8.3
      Rose makes a stunning discovery when she learns that a patient she is taking care of in the hospital, a monk, is actually her biological father. Meanwhile, Sophia has to have surgery but a mix-up occurs after the operation and Sophia becomes lost in the hospital.
    • Ep 1
      Blanche Delivers
      9/22/90
      8.2
      Blanche's daughter wants to give birth in a birthing center while Blanche is preoccupied by the possibility of Rebecca delivering in a local hospital. Blanche doesn't want to be embarrassed by the fact that her daughter was artificially inseminated. Meanwhile, Rose decides to fulfill a childhood dream of becoming an ice skater.moreless
  • Season 5
    • Ep 26
      The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (2)
      5/5/90
      7.0
      When the FBI agent announces that George Bush will make a visit to their home, the girls continue to reminisce and Dorothy quickly readies a list of points she wants to make to the president.''
      ''Clips from previous episodes include: Second Motherhood, Sophia's Wedding: Part 1 and Valentine's Day.
    • Ep 25
      The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (1)
      5/5/90
      7.1
      An FBI agent investigates the girls' lives for a possible visit from President Bush. This leads the girls to reminisce about times they have spent together.
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      ''Clips from previous episodes include: Blanche and the Younger Man, Adult Education, Job Hunting, Family Affair, Diamond in the Rough, A Piece of Cake, Larceny and Old Lace, Rose's Big Adventure, Yes, We Have No Havanas, The One That Got Away, The Auction, Love Me Tender, High Anxiety, Sophia's Choice and Foreign Exchange.moreless
    • Ep 24
      All Bets Are Off
      4/28/90
      7.9
      Dorothy's gambling problem re-surfaces after a visit to the race track and quickly begins falling in to debt and gaining an apathy to her job. Meanwhile, Rose takes up painting and Blanche is insulted after a man she works with rejects her advances.
    • Ep 23
      The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present
      3/31/90
      8.1
      The girls attend the wedding of Dorothy's goddaughter, who is marrying the grandson of a man who was once engaged to Sophia. Sophia thinks that the wedding reception is the perfect spot for revenge after supposedly putting a curse on him years ago. Meanwhile, Rose is nervous about attending the nuptials because weddings turn her on and Miles is out of town.moreless
    • Ep 22
      Cheaters
      3/24/90
      7.8
      The married man whom Dorothy once dated re-enters her life and has news that he's now divorced and would like to reconcile with Dorothy. Meanwhile, Blanche and Sophia become the victims of a con game.
    • Ep 21
      Sisters and Other Strangers
      3/3/90
      8.2
      Blanche and her sister, Charmaine, reconcile after a life-long rivalry. However, the reconciliation does not last long after Blanche reads her recently published book and realizes the heroine is based on her. Meanwhile, Dorothy becomes fed up with Stan's visiting cousin.
    • Ep 20
      Twice in a Lifetime
      2/24/90
      8.2
      Rose must decide between her boyfriend, Miles or an old boyfriend who has just come to town and asks her to go to Europe with him. Meanwhile, fed up with Dorothy's rules, Sophia decides to move out.
    • Ep 19
      72 Hours
      2/17/90
      8.4
      Rose discovers that she may be carrying the HIV virus after learning the blood they used in her gallbladder operation may have contained HIV antibodies. What really gets to her though is the 72 hours she must wait before hearing the test results. Meanwhile, Dorothy organizes a Save the Swamplands charity.moreless
    • Ep 18
      An Illegitimate Concern
      2/12/90
      8.5
      Blanche is stunned when a man comes to the front door and claims to be the illegitimate son of her late husband. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Sophia enter a mother-daughter pageant at Shady Pines.
    • Ep 17
      Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom
      2/10/90
      8.4
      After visiting the doctor, Blanche learns that he wants to put a pacemaker in her. However, after the operation, Blanche is so scared of intimacy that she decides to give up sex.
    • Ep 16
      Clinton Avenue Memoirs
      2/3/90
      8.6
      Dorothy becomes alarmed when Sophia forgets the date of her wedding anniversary. This leads Dorothy to face the fact that Sophia is becoming more and more forgetful with age. This doesn't seem to bother Sophia that much, until she fears that the memory of her late husband is slipping away. To regain some of it, she and Dorothy revisit their old apartment in Brooklyn.moreless
    • Ep 15
      Triple Play
      1/27/90
      8.6
      Blanche tries to lure men by placing a fake ad in the paper trying to sell a Mercedes. Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with meeting Miles's daughter who makes it clear she wants their relationship to be no more and Dorothy discovers Sophia is hoarding Social Security money, thanks to a computer error.moreless
    • Ep 14
      Great Expectations
      1/13/90
      8.2
      Rose joins a positive thinking group and tries to get a pessimistic Dorothy to join. Meanwhile, Blanche is scared to get serious with her latest boyfriend especially after he has a heart attack.
    • Ep 13
      Mary Has a Little Lamb
      1/6/90
      8.1
      The girls take in a 16-year old girl who has just found out she's pregnant and her father's thrown her out. Meanwhile, Blanche's prison pen pal has just been released and is looking for her.
    • Ep 12
      Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
      12/16/89
      8.3
      It's the Christmas season and the girls are fed up with Christmas shopping in a heat wave. So they decide to buy gifts for the one person they pick from a hat. Later, the girls decide to serve Christmas dinner for the homeless, including a recently homeless Stan.
    • Ep 11
      Ebb Tide
      12/9/89
      8.5
      Blanche is shattered after her father, Big Daddy, passes away. However, when she goes back to her childhood home, she gets into a big argument with her sister, Virginia and decides not to attend the funeral. Meanwhile, Sophia tries to raise cash for a TV and rents out the girls rooms, while Dorothy and Blanche are away.moreless
    • Ep 10
      All That Jazz
      12/2/89
      7.7
      Dorothy's son, Michael, shows up on her doorstep with news that he's separated with his wife and needs a place to stay. However, Dorothy quickly gets tired of his freeloading and dumps him on Stan. Meanwhile, Rose's stress is getting terrible and is reluctant to talk to her boss about cutting back on her "things-to-do" list.moreless
    • Ep 9
      Comedy of Errors
      11/25/89
      8.5
      Dorothy finds a list of things that she wanted to accomplish before a certain age and finds that she hasn't accomplished many of them. So she decides to go after one of them, entertaining people. This leads her to sign up to do a stand up routine at a nightclub. Meanwhile, Blanche finds herself battling the IRS.moreless
    • Ep 8
      That Old Feeling
      11/18/89
      8.2
      Blanche is visited by her brother in-law and is taken back by his resemblance to her deceased husband. She quickly finds herself falling in love with hopes of marriage.
    • Ep 7
      Not Another Monday
      11/11/89
      8.8
      Sophia's friend has come up with an idea that will change her life. She wants to commit suicide and she wants Sophia there to hold her hand. Meanwhile, Blanche, Rose and Dorothy become singing nursemaids to a sick baby that they are taking care of for the weekend.
    • Ep 6
      Dancing in the Dark
      11/4/89
      8.6
      Rose has been dating, Miles Webber, a college professor, but the only thing they seem to have in common is the dance floor. But when Miles invites her to a party, Rose feels like a fish out of water being surrounded by all his intelligent friends. Meanwhile, Blanche battles a dating slump.moreless
    • Ep 5
      Love Under the Big Top
      10/28/89
      8.3
      Dorothy is in a serious relationship with a lawyer and jumps to the conclusion that he's on the verge of proposing. However, his announcement is a shocker, he's leaving law to become a circus clown. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche put together a protest to save some dolphins.
    • Ep 4
      Rose Fights Back
      10/21/89
      8.2
      When the company that Rose's husband worked for cuts off their pension plan, Rose must face the fact that she's going to get a new job, one that pays more. However, she quickly finds herself dealing with something she never expected, age discrimination. Meanwhile, Sophia goes wild buying things in quantity at a Shopper's Warehouse.moreless
    • Ep 3
      The Accurate Conception
      10/14/89
      8.8
      Blanche's daughter, Rebecca has some wonderful news. She's going to become a mother, through artificial insemination. However, Blanche is less then thrilled, she's totally against the entire thing. Meanwhile, Dorothy has to pull teeth in order to get Sophia to go in for a checkup.
    • Ep 2
      Sick and Tired (2)
      9/30/89
      8.7
      Dorothy continues to seek medical advice and turns to Harry Weston for help. Through Harry, Dorothy meets Dr. Chang who is finally able to put a name to Dorothy's malady, chronic fatigue syndrome. Meanwhile, Blanche goes on a writing binge resulting in a novel that is less then enthralling.
    • Ep 1
      Sick and Tired (1)
      9/23/89
      8.6
      Dorothy is feeling extremely overtired. She is sure she is ill, but all of the doctors she visits tell her she's fine and that the problem is mental. Meanwhile, Blanche decides to write a romance novel.
  • Season 4
    • Ep 26
      We're Outta Here (2)
      5/13/89
      7.6
      Blanche debates on whether or not to sell the house as her and the rest of the girls recall times they have spent together (via flashbacks).
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      ''Clips from previous episodes include: Rose the Prude, The Operation, Ladies of the Evening, Big Daddy's Little Lady, Long Day's Journey Into Marinara, Old Friends, Letter to Gorbachev and Three on a Couch.moreless
    • Ep 25
      We're Outta Here (1)
      5/13/89
      7.7
      Blanche, Dorothy and Rose return home from a play to discover Sophia in the midst of selling the house. It's later discovered a for sale sign was accidentally placed on the front lawn but Blanche begins to consider it after seeing the amount that she's offered.
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      ''Clips from previous episodes include: Nice and Easy, The Way We Met, Long Day's Journey Into Marinara, One for the Money, A Visit from Little Sven and My Brother, My Father.moreless
    • Ep 24
      Foreign Exchange
      5/6/89
      8.8
      Sophia's old friends, Philomena and Dominic, come to Miami from Sicily, for a visit and have shocking news for Dorothy. Philomena and Sophia had met in the hospital when they were giving birth and now Philomena and Dominic claim that there was a mix-up and Dorothy was switched at birth. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose take "dirty dancing" lessons.moreless
    • Ep 23
      Rites of Spring
      4/29/89
      8.4
      A week prior to a friend's annual party, the girls debate on what they should do to improve their appearance. This leads the girls to reminisce about previous attempts to improve their looks.
    • Ep 22
      Sophia's Choice
      4/15/89
      8.5
      Sophia goes into action to break her friend, Lillian out of "the worst nursing home in the city." However, Lillian proves to be too much of a handful for Sophia to handle. Meanwhile, Blanche considers having her breasts enlarged.
    • Ep 21
      Little Sister
      4/1/89
      8.6
      Rose's sister, Holly comes for a visit and becomes quick friends with Dorothy and Blanche, and leaves Rose out in the cold. However, when Rose catches Holly with Blanche's boyfriend and tries to tell Blanche and Dorothy, they refuse to believe her. Meanwhile, Dorothy trusts Sophia to watch a dog, but when Sophia screws up, she tries her best to hide it from Dorothy.moreless
    • Ep 20
      High Anxiety
      3/25/89
      8.7
      After Sophia accidentally knocks a bottle of Rose's pills down the sink, it is discovered, she is addicted to them. She then must battle withdrawal when she can't get a hold of another bottle. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Sophia are hired to be in a pizza commercial.
    • Ep 19
      Till Death Do We Volley
      3/18/89
      8.5
      Dorothy's old friend, Trudy comes for a visit and this revives their old rivalry between each other. However, the visit turns tragic when Trudy suddenly dies and Dorothy blames herself.
    • Ep 18
      Fiddler on the Ropes
      3/4/89
      7.2
      Without the consent of the other girls, Sophia sinks their life savings in, Pepe, a prize fighter. However, on the eve of the fight, the girls discover Pepe missing and make a shocking discovery.
    • Ep 17
      You Gotta Have Hope
      2/25/89
      7.9
      Dorothy is in charge of a hospital charity show and things aren't going her way. She can't find any talent for the talent show and her emcee has just cancelled. Rose's solution for her problem makes things worse when the girls scour Miami in hopes of getting Bob Hope to perform in the show.moreless
    • Ep 16
      Two Rode Together
      2/18/89
      8.9
      Dorothy wants to spend some "quality" time with Sophia so she takes Sophia away for the weekend to the Florida Keys. However, her attempts fail when a fed up Sophia storms out. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche try their hand at writing children's stories.
    • Ep 15
      Valentine's Day
      2/11/89
      8.5
      It's Valentine's Day, and the girls are all excited until each one of their dates cancel at the last minute. This leaves them to reminisce about Valentine's Day past.
    • Ep 14
      Love Me Tender
      2/6/89
      8.8
      When Sophia sets Dorothy up on a blind date, Dorothy secretly falls for the seemingly simple man, claiming "he's the greatest lover she ever had." Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose join the "Be a Pal" and become pals to two motherless girls.
    • Ep 13
      The Impotence of Being Ernest
      2/4/89
      8.5
      Rose is crazy about her latest boyfriend, Ernie, but can't understand why he doesn't approach the subject of sex so when she forces the subject she learns the truth, he's impotent. Meanwhile, a mysterious feather in the mail has Sophia acting strange.
    • Ep 12
      Blind Date
      1/28/89
      8.6
      After being dumped by her boyfriend, Blanche befriends a man at a bar and makes a date with him unknown to her he's blind. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose try their hand at coaching a kids' football team.
    • Ep 11
      The Auction
      1/14/89
      8.6
      The girls try to cough up enough money to pay for a new roof. Meanwhile, Sophia's volunteer job at the hospital is what brings the girls a piece of inside information that could give them enough money for a new roof and money left to spare. The info is that a famous artist is dying, so the girls head to an auction to bid on one of his paintings.moreless
    • Ep 10
      Stan Takes a Wife
      1/7/89
      8.5
      Stan breaks the news that he's engaged to be married something Dorothy at first seems to accept. However, after Sophia falls ill, Stan comforts Dorothy which sparks old feelings in her and she contemplates trying to get back together with Stan.
    • Ep 9
      Scared Straight
      12/10/88
      8.8
      Blanche's brother, Clayton comes to Miami for a visit and Blanche goes all out fixing him up on blind dates. However, Rose learns the truth, Clayton is gay and is afraid to tell Blanche the truth about himself.
    • Ep 8
      Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?
      12/3/88
      7.7
      The search is on for the missing winning lottery ticket that would give the girls $10,000. The girls had put it in the pocket of an aviator jacket, which Sophia mistook as an item to go to a thrift shop. The search leads the girls to the thrift shop then to a celebrity auction and finally to a homeless shelter.moreless
    • Ep 7
      Sophia's Wedding (2)
      11/26/88
      8.5
      Sophia and Max come back from their honeymoon with no place to stay so Blanche, Dorothy and Rose put them up until they can find a place. Meanwhile, Sophia and Max decide to restart the old business Max had with Sophia's late husband, a pizza knish stand. However, Dorothy begins smoking again!moreless
    • Ep 6
      Sophia's Wedding (1)
      11/19/88
      8.5
      The death of a close friend, Esther Weinstock, brings Sophia face to face with Esther's husband a man whom she vowed never to speak to again due to things that happened in the past. However, when Dorothy prompts them to make up they get a little too close and wind up in bed together. Soon after, they announce their engagement, something that Dorothy is totally against. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose begin an Elvis Presley fan club.moreless
    • Ep 5
      Bang the Drum, Stanley
      11/12/88
      8.2
      At a baseball game, Sophia gets beaned this prompts Stan to talk her into filing a lawsuit for payment on her severe injuries, which he gets her to fake. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose prepare for roles in the play "Cats."
    • Ep 4
      Yokel Hero
      11/5/88
      8.9
      Rose is running for St. Olaf Woman of the Year and with a little help from Blanche and Dorothy, altering her list of qualifications on the entry form, she's a sure winner. Meanwhile, a heat wave strikes Miami and the girl's air conditioning goes out.
    • Ep 3
      The One That Got Away
      10/29/88
      8.7
      Blanche is expecting a visit from the one man who has always turned her down when it comes to sex. Thus, makes her determined to seduce him into bed. Meanwhile, Rose claims to have seen a UFO and gets the Air Force involved.
    • Ep 2
      The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
      10/22/88
      8.5
      This episode does a study in contrast, Sophia's busy day to Blanche, Dorothy and Rose's lazy day. While Sophia, organizes a band to raise money, volunteers at the hospital and battles return policies at the supermarket, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose sit around discussing what they should do that's constructive.
    • Ep 1
      Yes, We Have No Havanas
      10/8/88
      8.9
      Blanche's latest boyfriend is a charming Cuban whom sweeps Blanche off her feet but she's not the only one when Blanche discovers he's been dating Sophia behind her back. Meanwhile, Rose takes a course taught by Dorothy in order to get a high school diploma.
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