The Golden Girls

Season 6 Episode 6


Aired Unknown Oct 27, 1990 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Kevin: Oh, no. You're not a substitute nurse too, are you?
      Dorothy: I'm sorry about your knee. You know, you wouldn't have been blindsided if you'd stayed in the pocket.
      Kevin: You know football?
      Dorothy: I know everything. Ah, I see some people have already signed your cast.
      Kevin: Uh, yeah, some of the guys from the team. Are you signing it?
      Dorothy: Correcting it. There is no K in victory. Oh yeah, and we'll just change this to 'Ms. Zbornak eats shitake mushrooms.'
      Kevin: Listen, if you're feeling guilty about not influencing my life, don't. People have been trying to get me to be serious for years.
      Dorothy: We made a deal. You promised me that I could tutor you once football season was over, and it looks like it is.
      Kevin: Yeah, but this isn't exactly fair; I can't move.
      Dorothy: Yeah, I know, I know. It'll be like teaching fish in a barrel.