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    real_stingy

    [1]Sep 24, 2006
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    As if there's many lol

    "Sisters and other Strangers"

    (Telling sister stories in the kitchen)

    Rose: "So I had my eye set on a great white way, so I moved to St. Gustaf the city that never naps!"

    Rose: "Oh did I forget-to mention that St. Olaf and St. Gustaf were sister cities"

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    ECARTAGENA1030

    [2]Oct 2, 2006
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    "BLOW IT OUT YOUR TOOBENBURBLES"   (I KNOW I PROBABLY SPELLED THAT WRONG BUT WHO CAN SPELL THOSE SCANDINAVIAN WORDS THAT SHE USED TO SAY ANYWAY?! LOL)

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    yuki_megami

    [3]Oct 2, 2006
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    There are many fave qoutes I have from Rose.

    Rose's first date with Miles

    Rose: He makes me feel foolish.I don't even feel comfertable telling him St. Olaf story."

    Dorthy: I want to know excatly what he said to make you feel that way!

    Second Qoute: Rose: Why are you both wearing black? Did you just come from an a funernal?

    Dorthy: No we were back up singers for Johnny Cash.

    Third Qoute:

    The award when Rose ended up second.

    Rose: She doesn't NEED that award on her mantal.She IS on her mantal!"
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    real_stingy

    [4]Oct 14, 2006
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    Blanche "I dont want a film crew traping around in my kictchen"
    Rose "Why dont you use your bedroom Blacnhe the equipment is already set up there"
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    WaywardUsername

    [6]Oct 21, 2006
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    "Afterall...is like Saint Sigmeunds Day without the Headless Boy!!"
    ^ i still can't figure that one out. lmao

    "Miamiii, your cuter than an ineruterine"
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    mrsfleeshman

    [7]Nov 8, 2006
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    Rose: My mother always used to say: "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana." Rose: That moose not only raised little Yimminy, he put him through medical school Rose: We weren't allowed to wear berets at my school, it was against the St. Olaf dress code. They did let me wear a paper cap, though. It was long and pointy.
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    SexyMissPatty

    [8]Jan 5, 2007
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    Rose: "See, that's another word you don't know!  You probably don't even know the thrice of them are sitting on the couch together!"  This one is great because, when you watch it, you can see Betty is cracking up saying it because it's so stupid.  Or perhaps when Rose told Dorothy about Saint Olaf's tallest women: Ol' Spaceneedle.  And at the end, Dorothy asks:

    "So...  what happened?"

    Rose: "Skylab fell on her!"

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    yuki_megami

    [9]Jan 7, 2007
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    Classic Rose qoutes!!!

    Rose: Back in St. Olaf.......

    Dorthy: Great Rose something when my guard is down.

    Rose: Okie doky back in St.Olaf.

    I think that was from an episode forgot which one.I got more Rose qoute in mind.But post them later on.
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    MissGreenPlum

    [10]Feb 3, 2007
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    (Blanche gives Rose an easy math question)
    Blanche: Okay hon, pencils down.
    Rose: I could've used a pencil?
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    camden8

    [11]Feb 11, 2007
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    It's killing me what episode it was from but the line is:

    "You can lead a fish to water, but if you don't walk fast enough it'll die."

    I also laugh hysterically everytime I see the 4th season episode where Rose goes back to school and reveals that Hitler was her History teacher and Ava Braun was her PE teacher.

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    MaRSSBAR

    [12]Feb 23, 2007
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    Woman (voice only): Aaaaah!
    Tour Guide: Sounds like there's a mommy in the making.
    Rose: Sounds like there's a mommy on fire.
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    nicoler76

    [13]Feb 28, 2007
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    hat is my fav show when Rose and Dorothy make up a song for Miami
    "Miami is nice, so I'll say it thrice!" LOL!
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    MissGreenPlum

    [14]Mar 5, 2007
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    Dorothy: Barry was the man who I wanted to be the first.
    Rose: First where?
    Dorothy: On Mars, Rose!
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    BKback75

    [15]Jun 20, 2007
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    i saw this one today

    Blanch-It feels like grammy is in the room with me
    Rose-Shes not under the bed Later
    Rose-Shes not in the closet
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    millerem99

    [16]Jun 30, 2007
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    Rose: In St. Olaf, we put our elderly up on pedestals. Needless to say, there are a lot of broken hips!

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    Rose (bragging): Of course, I'm not one to blow my own faflergentooten.

    Sophia: I can't even reach mine!

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    Blanche (about Dorothy, when Rose didn't know where Sophia was and was fearing Dorothy's reaction): You remember what happened when you lost her keys?

    Rose (wide-eyed): She uprooted a giant sequoia!

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    Blanche(trying tofabricate a story to the city inspector outside their door): Quick, Rose! Give me a deadly disease!

    Rose: I'm sorry, Blanche, I don't have a deadly disease.

    Blanche (eyes narrowed): Well then get one.

    Edited on 06/30/2007 5:34am
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    cherrytree34

    [17]Jul 14, 2007
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    My all time favorite...

    "I just saw a cloud outside that looked exactly like a cotton ball!"

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    millerem99

    [18]Jul 18, 2007
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    'notherfavorite:

    Rose (describing how St. Olaf trained cows to parachute behind the unsuspecting Germans in WWII): "Of course, it wasn't until they were airborne that we realized that a cow can't pull a ripchord!"

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    FlyGirl79

    [19]Jul 21, 2007
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    When Stan patents his potato opener, and the girls and he are watchinghis commercial for it on TV:

    (Commercial): Now, you can finally open your baked potato without burning your hands!

    Rose: No, it can't be done!

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    sara1104

    [20]Jul 24, 2007
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    telling a story about so and so: He used to be a bird impersanator, which is not a big deal unless you park under their oak tree.

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