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your favorite crazy rose word/phrase

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    floberdobdob

    [1]Feb 5, 2006
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    mine would have to be from "two rode together" in season four, where dorothy wants to take sophia to a cabin in the keys to spend some quality time together.

    the setup was, rose knows of a fable that she think might help, to which dorothy replies, "that's right rose, wait til my defenses are down and take advantage of me."

    ROSE: "Okey dokey."
    (PAUSE)
    ROSE: "Once upon a time, in the magical land of Frafeuvenhoffen. . ."

    there's more after that, but that was the funniest part.

    what are yours?
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    RipHer2Shreds

    [2]Feb 6, 2006
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    "She's a gerkonganocken."

    "What's that?"

    "Literally, it's the precise moment dog doo turns white."
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    sitcomfreak

    [3]Feb 6, 2006
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    Mine would have to be from "Dancing In the Dark" from Season number 5. Rose escorts miles (her dancing partner) to the door, closes it and says something along the lines of, now keep in mind I couldn't quite make it out over the audience laughter, but here it is:

    (To Dorothy and Blanche)
    ROSE: As they say in St. Olaf, helderbargenrudgarflufener.

    DOROTHY: You wanna help us out here Rose.

    (Walks over to sofa)
    ROSE: Well, there's really no English word for garflufen. Loosely translated it means, I hope you have a liscense to carry that garflufen.

    Anyway, that's my favorite!!
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    port5170

    [4]Feb 7, 2006
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    RipHer2Shreds wrote:
    "She's a gerkonganocken."

    "What's that?"

    "Literally, it's the precise moment dog doo turns white."

    love that one too
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    charley28

    [5]Feb 25, 2006
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    how can anyone think of just one. there are just too many but if I had to pick, I would say it would be garkonaknockin
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    wheelrchair

    [6]Feb 26, 2006
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    Were these all made up words that Rose used.
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    steph1024

    [7]Mar 17, 2006
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    port5170 wrote:
    RipHer2Shreds wrote:
    "She's a gerkonganocken."

    "What's that?"

    "Literally, it's the precise moment dog doo turns white."

    love that one too

    i laugh so hard everytime i hear that.
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    juliane729

    [8]Apr 8, 2006
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    I'm amused by most of the swedish words and phrases she comes up with. My favorite though is "generkenflurken cake" because that's what my aunt and I call the apple cake we get at IKEA.
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    Prowler86Kid

    [9]Aug 1, 2006
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    Rose: Oh trust me, it'll work, or my name isn't Kim Fong Toi!
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    ebbydmp

    [10]Aug 2, 2006
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    My absolute favorite Rose line is from the episode when she is having the bypass surgery.

    Rose: Kirsten come closer, this is real important.
    Kirsten: What is it mom?
    Rose: Live from New York It's Saturday Night!
    (talking about the drugs she was previously given.)
    Rose: Boy, this stuff really packs a wallop.

    I start laughing at that line as soon as that episode comes on. It is sooo funny!


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    Mtv67mike

    [11]Aug 7, 2006
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    Mine Was In Season 4 When Sofia Was Getting Married and When She Was Going Out Of The Room Right After Blanche Said "Good Luck" Rose Said "Wait It's A Traddition To Give The Bride a Saying" Then She Says "Kunflectin' Flugen,Kufrecting Frugen,Fflagen Ffurgen" Then Sofia Says Thanks And Then Says Now I'm Dripping Wet! It Was Hillarious!
    Edited on 08/07/2006 9:44pm
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    Prowler86Kid

    [12]Aug 12, 2006
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    I also love all the St. Olaf stories, all of them where funny except maybe one.
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    tvFANatic20

    [13]Aug 13, 2006
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    Rose:Oh, blow it out your tubenburbls!

    from another episode...

    Rose:As they say in St. Olaf, Va-va-va-voom!

    also another episode...

    Blanche: I'll pay you under the table

    Rose: I know that trick, Dorothy plays it all the time. I'll hide under the table and you'll never show up!

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    MilhousesDad

    [14]Aug 14, 2006
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    Rose: Jeweler...Jewish I Wonder if there's a Connection?
    Sophia:I Think there's a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste

    Rose: C'mon Blanch lemme be your personal "Veedenferdin"

    Blanche: Do they make big statue's?!
    Rose: Hey Doe's it say "Big Statue Country" On St. Olaf Liscence plate's for Nothing

    Rose: I "Hate!" Fog
    Sophia: Why yuv lived mosta your life in one
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