Dorothy: People with hearing loss tend to act forgetful, Ma forgot about the tickets.
Blanche: That was just an excuse, your mother isn't getting forgetful.
Sophia: (entering with an empty tray) Hot coffee. (looks at the tray)
Dorothy: (reading hearing loss symptoms) Number three, they tend to act cranky.
Sophia: Ah hell with it, get your own coffee.
Dorothy: And number four, they laugh out of context.
Sophia: (laughing) I thought you said 'my dog has no nose. Well how does he smell? Awful!' (nobody responds) Awful! Nothing eh? Well I laughed when I thought you said it.