The Golden Girls

Season 2 Episode 4

It's a Miserable Life

Aired Unknown Nov 01, 1986 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Blanche: Sophia, I tell ya, we can't do that.
      Sophia: Why not?
      Dorothy: Because stapling a $20 bill to the petition is illegal. It's bribery, and don't tell us that's how you did things in Sicily.
      Sophia: That's not how we got things done in Sicily. That's how we got things done in New York. In Sicily, you cut off a horse's head and put it in somebody's bed.