Blanche: Dorothy, did you hear a lot of screaming and moaning in the middle of the night?
Dorothy: No, but when your door is closed, I usually don't hear anything.
Blanche: Sophia, did you hear some ghastly noises in the middle of the night last night?
Sophia: Heard 'em? I made 'em. There's a reason they put an expiration date on cottage cheese.