Rose: Maybe we should sign Mary up for some natural childbirth classes.
Dorothy: You know, that's not a bad idea. I wish I'd known about them when I was pregnant. I didn't know what to do except scream at Stan never to touch me again, and call him every name in the book.
Rose: Rough labor?
Dorothy: Rough conception.
Blanche: Oh, she doesn't need those classes. I think women ought to have babies the way God intended - strapped to a table, numb from the neck down.