Rose: The same thing happened with the Bigbotters back in St Olaf. You see, Gretchen had a thing for Buddy but Mr Bigbotter tried his best to keep them apart. Well, one day he came home to find them….how do I say….in the most indelicate situation.
Dorothy: What did he do?
Rose: Well, he yelled at them to stop, but they didn't, so he turned the hose on them.
Blanche: He turned the hose on them???!!
Rose: They were out in the front yard!
Blanche (in horror): OOooooooh!!!
Dorothy: Wait a minute….wait a minute….Buddy and Gretchen weren't people, were they?
Rose: : Of course not, they were dogs! Buddy schnauzer and Gretchen was dalmatian. And Mr Bigbotter wasn't too happy when he ended up with a litter of "schalmatians"!