The Golden Girls

Season 6 Episode 18

Older and Wiser

Aired Unknown Feb 16, 1991 on NBC



  • Trivia

    • Rose said she once reached inside a chicken to aid with a breech birth. However, this is impossible seeing as chickens don't give birth to live young, they lay eggs!

  • Quotes

    • Rose: Imagine! These hands, which were once inside a chicken to help with a breach birth, are going to grace a Penny Saver.
      Dorothy: You've come a long way, baby!

    • Rose: Can you believe it? I'm beginning to think Blanche is hung up on her looks.
      Dorothy: Oh, you don't need lightning to strike you
      Rose: No thanks. Not again - once was enough!
      Dorothy: An extra piece of the puzzle.

    • Blanche: I've had it with you! I'm going to my room and I may never come out!
      Rose: Is it the weekend already?

    • Blanche: Oh, Rose, Rose! Silly, water-retaining Rose!

    • Lady: Great party, Sophia, but where's the junk food?
      Sophia: I've got an idea how we can get some free pizza. We call up one of those 30 minutes or less places and tell them we're a bunch of college kids, then when they get here, one of us grandmas answers the door and says 'what took you so long?

    • Dorothy: Oh, come on, Ma, are you saying you never stretched the truth with me?
      Sophia: That was different, those were harmless lies.
      Dorothy: So all first-grade girls wear men's shoes?

    • Blanche: You know what the worst part of getting older is?
      Dorothy: Your face? Rose's hands?

    • Sophia: Dorothy, help me up, these underalls are choking my pancreas.

    • Dorothy: Ma, if you want to make a good impression, wear matching shoes.
      Sophia: They should match my purse?
      Dorothy: No, they should match each other.

    • Rose: Face it Blanche, you have Bette Davis eyes...and Freddy Krueger hands.

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