The Golden Girls

Season 7 Episode 22

Rose: Portrait of a Woman

Aired Unknown Mar 07, 1992 on NBC
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Rose: Portrait of a Woman
It's Miles birthday and Rose is planning on giving him a golf club. However, Blanche gives her an idea that would spice up her relationship, naughty pictures. Meanwhile, Dorothy speaking at Career Day leads to a new job one that she soon finds less than satisfying.

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  • Season 7, Episode 22.

    Rose got Miles a golf club for his birthday! She wrapped it up and it was pretty obvious. Dorothy said Miles would rather have cash than a picture of Rose in sexy lingerie. LMAO! Blanche has erotic Christmas cards! Rose gave a shepherd a case of alcohol, and he gave it to his sheep. Wow. Dorothy has to put up the cones for Drivers Ed. Hehe. Dorothy's career day was hilarious. Everyone was saying "Joe Mama." Then Dorothy's old student says that he'll have to see what Joe says. Dorothy says, "Let me guess... Joe Mama?!" He says, "No, Joe, my business partner." Dorothy says, "Oh, yes... Joe Mama's with IBM." LMAO!moreless
Tom Villard

Tom Villard

Randy Beder

Guest Star

Keone Young

Keone Young

Mr. Tanaka

Guest Star

Angelo Tiffe

Angelo Tiffe


Guest Star

Harold Gould

Harold Gould

Miles Webber

Recurring Role

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Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (1)

    • Tom Villard who plays Randy Becker, Dorothy's ex-student, in this episode appeared once before on The Golden Girls. He played the role of Rick in the second season episode entitled "Vacation". Many may know him from the film, My Girl in the role as the hippie student in Vada's writing class.

  • QUOTES (5)

    • Randy: My grades were in the toilet, I was ready to flunk out, and then they brought in Attila the Sub.
      Dorothy: I loved that name, I earned that name. I remember you, always cutting class and I always knew where you were cutting it. Down at the arcade playing those pinball machines, and look at you now. What do you do?
      Randy: Video games, I manufacture video games.
      Dorothy: It's funny, you do your best to teach somebody and you never know how they're going to turn out.

    • Rose: (holding out a flannel nightie) This is the nightgown that makes Miles ... you know ... hot.

    • Sophia: [on how she became the proud new owner of a giant-screen TV] The salesman tried to jerk me around on the price, but once he found out I was Jessica Tandy, I got a deal!

    • (after Dorothy hears Jo Mamma line multiple times)
      Randy: We'll just have to see what Joe thinks about it.
      Dorothy: Would that by any chance be Jo Mamma?
      Randy: No! Joe my business partner.

    • Dorothy: We're never gonna beat you people are we?

  • NOTES (2)

    • The end credits feature Sophia setting up a Boudoir Photography Session, as well as pictures of Sophia in various poses. Unfortunately, this is not shown on Lifetime.

    • This marks the final episode Harold Gould would appear in as Miles Webber. He would play Miles again in The Golden Palace