The Golden Girls

Season 1 Episode 3

Rose the Prude

Aired Unknown Sep 28, 1985 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Dorothy: You know when you're twenty no matter what you do everything stays where its supposed to. Now when you lean over it looks like somebody's let the air out of your face.
      Blanche: What?
      Dorothy: Honey, lean over a mirror sometime and take a look at yourself.
      Blanche: Where's a mirror?
      Sophia: There's one in the tool drawer.
      Dorothy: I think you better take a sedative before you look.
      Blanche: Don't be silly, I look at my face all the time. How different could it be leanin' over. [leaning over and looking into the mirror] Oh my God!! Oh my God, Dorothy why didn't you tell me about this before?!!
      Dorothy: Only on your back Blanche. That way everything slides back and you look like you just had a facelift.
      Blanche: [leaning back and looking in the mirror] Oh you're right, I'm gorgeous. I'm gonna have to meet men lying down.
      Sophia: I thought you did.
      Dorothy: Of course that way not only does your face fall back but your chest does too. Unfortunately it falls back and off to the side.