The Golden Girls

Season 5 Episode 3

The Accurate Conception

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Aired Unknown Oct 14, 1989 on NBC

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    • Dorothy: Look among the four of us we've all coneived our children in different ways, I was totally unconcious! (they all stare at her) When I came too, there was Stan, carving a Notch in his Dashboard.

      Sophia: (skeptical) I never bought that Unconcious story.

      Dorothy: I swear he must have slipped me something.

      Sophia: Apparently!

    • Blanche: What does one wear to a sperm bank?
      Dorothy: Something attractive and rubber.

    • Rose: You know, I've read that you can even buy the sperm of Nobel Prize winners. Or is it, Star Search winners?
      Blanche: Buy? Well, sperm used to be free, it was all over the place!

    • Rebecca: Well, Mama, I'm gonna do this whether you like it or not.
      Blanche: Oh... oh, I see, missy, so this is the thanks I get for all those cold nights when you were a baby crying, and I'd have to get up out of bed and grope around in the dark for my slippers and robe, and make my way all the way downstairs, and... scream for the governess?

    • Dorothy: What do you want me to do, take you to court, have you declared incompetent?
      Sophia: I'm not incompetent, once when I laughed too hard, I had a little accident.

    • Blanche: At least what we all did was natural.
      Sophia: Well, not all of it...there is some other stuff, but I probably shouldn't tell you till you're 70.

    • Blanche: My daughter is going to have a baby by artificial insemination.
      (The girls stare at her)
      Blanche: I just can't bear to think about it.
      (The girls continue to stare)
      Blanche: I'm just being silly aren't I?
      (The girls continue to stare)
      Blanche: Well for God's sake, somebody say something.
      Rose: Ewwwwwww.
      Dorothy: Big help.
      Blanche: Well what about you Dorothy you're always the sensible one around here. The free modern thinker who keeps up with the times. What do you think?
      Dorothy: Ewwwwwww.

  • Notes

    • This episode was videotaped on August 18, 1989.

    • Blanche's daughter Rebecca went through an impressive make over since her last appearance. Previously, she was portrayed as a severly-overweight woman. Now, she is slim.

    • In this episode, Rose mentions having a son named Adam and two daughters Janella and Kirsten.

    • Guest star Debra Engle is the second actress to appear on the show as Blanche's daughter, Rebecca. Shawn Schepps originated the role in Episode 65: "Blanche's Little Girl."

  • Allusions

    • The title of this episode alludes to the biblical reference "the immaculate conception" which describes Mary's non-sexual conception of Jesus.

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