The Golden Girls Season 7 Episode 5

Sophia (after pretending to be Charlie) What happened?
Rose: Sophia, the most amazing thing just happened. Charlie was in your body!
Sophia: Really? If I'd known he was coming I would have tidied up a bit.

Sophia: (to Dorothy) That's how you talk to your mother? Drop that in a letter to your father - how sassy you've gotten since menopause!

Sophia: You're training him by letting him wear your underwear? Didn't I see this movie before? A young woman coaches a baseball player and he goes to live with the Indians? What was it called, "Dances with Bulls"?
Dorothy: Ma, you're confusing "Bull Durham" with "Dances with Wolves".
Sophia: So what? You get to see Kevin Costner's buns in both of them.

Sophia: What're you doing?
Dorothy: If you must know, I'm writing a letter to Pop.
Sophia: Same pop who's been dead for 17 years?
Dorothy: Yep.
Sophia: There's nothing sadder than your child losing it before you do.

Sophia: It's past your bedtime.
Dorothy: Ma, I'm over 60 years old, I can stay up as late as I want.
Sophia: No, the agreement was when you were 65 you could stay up as late as you want.