The Golden Palace

Season 1 Episode 14


Aired Friday 8:00 PM Jan 15, 1993 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • {upon getting a police escort back}Oliver: I'm a little kid, I was scared, I almost peed.
      Sophia: I'm over a hundred, I AM scared, I AM peeing.

    • Police Man(to Sophia, after he pulls her over): Um... ma'am? Do you know how slow you're going?
      Sophia: Ah...bite me.

    • Roland (to Blanche): I don't want to hear about your stupid personal life. Excuse me. (leaves the room)
      Blanche: Oh, Rose, for the first time in my life, I had the big O.
      Roland: Say what? (enters and sits down)

      Blanche: I've always thought of myself as sort of a white Tina Turner.
      Roland: Really? In what way?
      : Her skin is lighter. See, for instance, you'd be more like a black Tina Turner.
      Roland: And I guess I could say you'd be like a dumb Tina Turner.
      : Well, you wouldn't be the first.

      Blanche: Oh, my pens got here. Oh, good. Now, Rose, isn't it classier to say, "Pen is compliments from us to you"?
      Rose: Oh, real classy. Except they left out the space between pen and is.

      Blanche: I'm going to go slip into something that will make me look my best.
      Rose: May I suggest a time machine?

      Roland: I don't know much about Blanche's personal life, but so what if she likes to date?
      Rose: I used to think that until this Ernie came along. This is the hump that broke the camel's back.
      Roland: I think that's the straw that broke the camel's back.
      Rose: Boy, you don't know much about Blanche's personal life, do you?

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