[after Adam Carolla is introduced]
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: Adam Carolla deserves better than this. Sarah Silverman has been blowing Jimmy Kimmel and Comedy Central gives her, her own show. You've been doing it for twenty years and look where you are!
[siren goes off]
Dave Attell: That's the end of the show siren, that siren means we're done watching acts and now it's time to decide on a champion.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog: No Dave, that actually means the show was canceled.